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05:31 / 06.04.03

Refering to themselves as the Masters Of The Universe is pretty damn pompus considering He-Man and his friends never left the planet.

06:29 / 06.04.03

Well, they did, once, but they were really disturbed by the planet of She-man. Except for Man-at-arms, who got on quite well with his counterpart.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

07:40 / 06.04.03

I was actually a bit confused who the 'Masters of the Universe' were. Surely not Man-At-Arms and Orko? And Ram-Man or whatever his name was. Perhaps it was all just like the 'World Series' and they were just deluding themselves until another planet came and killed them all.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:25 / 06.04.03

Yeah, and who the fuck fucking died and made Garry "fucking" Bushell "KING OF TELLY"?

(did I remember to swear? I hate it when I forget to swear.)

15:03 / 06.04.03

Quote:Refering to themselves as the Masters Of The Universe is pretty damn pompus considering He-Man and his friends never left the planet

This is my friends explanation:
Maybe they dont mean the space universe. In math, a 'universe' is any set of something you would make a selection out of. So if your universe was {1,2,3,4,5} you could only pick one of those numbers. He man's universe may only consist of the people they know. Their own little universe. Which doesnt say much.

Or maybe it's the Seinfeld thoery they they are really just masters of there own domain, meaning they dont masturbate. Which I guess is a good thing since it is a kids show. But it it would also explain why everyone is so angry all the time.

15:26 / 06.04.03

15:29 / 06.04.03

I was going to add a caption but I feel it's better to leave it open to interpretation.

15:47 / 06.04.03

E True Hollywood story: The Little Dutch Boy and Hefty Smurf- A Nightmare of Steroids and S&M

A

05:14 / 07.04.03

If you're going to be dancing with another young man, you really have to decide who's going to lead before you start. Especially when Power-Swords are involved.

15:59 / 07.04.03

I was sat on the lav the other day, trying to work out how to use the mobile phone my mum had lent me, when it occurred to me that there are a number of Startling Similarities Between Mobile Phones and Cigarettes, and I wondered if the designers and marketers were aware of this and had designed it in to the product and the way it is sold. The mucky minded might like to pretend I'm comparing them to something else in the following list:

1. Generally long and thin with an input at one end and an output at the other

2. Carried around in pockets, goes everywhere with you

3. Gives you something to do with your hands

4. Gives you something to do with your mouth

5. 'Top-ups' available from newsagents

6. Use of them on public transport is frowned upon

7. Potential health risk

8. Allow you to hang about in public places on your own without looking dodgy

9. Consumed with great enthusiasm by school kids

10. Poser-ware (the old "public display of a - highly choreographed - private moment giving insights into my personality" gag)

Any more? I'm sure there are loads.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

16:24 / 07.04.03

If you go out of your way to watch and E! True Hollywood Story, are you pathetic, depressed, or a waste of skin?

Is that fact that you are friends with ex-girlfriends a good thing? How about when they just talk to you to get advice about their current boyfriends?

Why is pie the best food in the world?

20:27 / 07.04.03

Its not..the best food in the world is a sandwich made by Chester McGillcutty of Northbend, Ontario. Upon completion of said sandwich Chester was heard to scream "I can do no wrong!". He then ran outside to show the world but was run over by a snowplow. The sandwich was of such greatness that the only record of its very existance is in books now locked in the secret archives of the Vatican.
But pie is rather good.
But Bailey's Irish Creme Cheesecake is tops.

Tryphena Absent

20:51 / 07.04.03

Can we have some equality here?

Linxy Kakenhoff

21:14 / 07.04.03

Why are all the girl heroes blondes? That's not very equal. 'Specially since they always run around in extremely short skirts, even when they're in some winter landscape. IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Tryphena Absent

21:19 / 07.04.03

Hello- think about ice dancers, at least She- Ra's fictional!

A

02:42 / 08.04.03

Wonder Woman and Xena, Warrior Princess aren't blonde.

07:55 / 08.04.03

She-ra's not blonde either.

She hides a secret face, with a dark brown bushy beard.

08:56 / 08.04.03

since they always run around in extremely short skirts, even when they're in some winter landscape. IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Have you been out in Manchester on a Saturday night?

14:00 / 08.04.03

Maybe its not a winterlandscape..maybe everyone is walking around in cocaine. Which would explain why they fight so often...and explain Kringer.

A

05:30 / 09.04.03

I think the secret ingredient that makes Cringer transform into Battle Cat is rum.

12:03 / 09.04.03

Recently I got hold of some VCDs on everybody's favoutite position Kung Fu....Ha ha haaaaaaa. No, seriously, I watch 2 VCDs on learning martial arts, I find that the 'subdue tiger fists' is more usable, deliver more solid blows, more practical, more solid, The other vcd shows kung fu more for scratching your opponents back, hardly deliver any hard blows. I only manage to learn the strokes of the 1st stage but I haven't got to executing them by heart yet. Is it guilt of seeing your opponent in Love Boat? Dunno what I'm talking.