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Things people think you say in your country, when actually none of you do.

 
  

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Loomis
13:52 / 04.04.03
I'm afraid us Australians do actually say most things of which we're accused. Soooo many people say "g'day", and other things like "no worries" and "mate" are very common, "strewth" being less so, but still out there, as is calling someone a "galah" or a "flaming mongrel" in the manner of Alf from Home and Away, and I also know people who get "crook in the guts".

I was never that bad, though I did say g'day all the time, but when I moved to Britain they put me in a camp and re-trained me. They also taught me that it was not clever or original to say things like "guv'nor" just because I'd heard it on The Bill.

I learned very well. That hose they used was c-c-c-c-cold ...
 
 
Olulabelle
13:53 / 04.04.03
Continuing the 'Cor Blimey' strain, has anyone ever heard someone say this coupled with 'Me old mucker, rather than 'china'?

BTW, Quantum, Grant, I know someone who says 'dude' all the time in an ironic 'I've been saying dude for years so why should I stop, I've never followed fashion,' kind of way.
 
 
gridley
14:22 / 04.04.03
I remember a lady at a Dr. Who convention (yeah, yeah) once asking Colin Baker, "Have you ever been arrested by a bobbie?" and being appropriately ridiculed.

For my part, I have to admit that when I'm faking an English accent, I always have to say, "Toy-toy-toy, 'ello love!" Not really sure where that whole toy-toy-toy business is supposed to mean or where I first heard it, but no Brits that I've met have yet admitted to having heard it before....
 
 
pinksunfaerie
14:23 / 04.04.03
Last night i had to explain the brit saying "[a different]kettle of fish" to my french lodger... what a mission! how do you explain a saying that the folks who use it don't really understand? Apparantly the french have a similar one which loosely translates as "[a different] pair of sleeves"

is "kettle of fish" brit-centric or do all nations boil their goldfish in moments of frustration?
 
 
*
15:14 / 04.04.03
I have a friend who is Louisiana born and bred who insists on saying things like "cheers" and "good show" almost incessantly. Somehow it works for him; I think he must simply have a very high charisma.

Let's see, stereotypical Florida sayings. It's hard to think of any offhand because there are at the very least four Floridas, and probably many more. There's "waterfront condo" Florida, "inner-city Miami" Florida, Rural/North Florida, and Orlando/Disney, which technically isn't even in the Evil Empire but is an evil empire in its own right. Florida doesn't have its own accent, little say its own dialect. Am I right, grant?

Does anyone say "I can't be arsed with that"? And if so, where does it come from? It reminds me of ancient Roman slang.
 
 
fidrich
15:32 / 04.04.03
When I went down to London, my seven-year-old cousin was in the habit of introducing me thusly: "This is my big cousin Suzanne. She's from Scotland. They say Och Aye the Noo in Scotland, don't they, Suzanne?" My young cousins from Australia were equally fascinated with the phrase; and when my band were playing down in Devon we heard it inncessantly. Which is all very odd, because, like someone said, there is absolutley no reason to walk around saying "Oh yes the now".

I do say "pure" a lot though, which is very stereotypically Glasweigen. The full phrase is supposed to be "pure dead brilliant man", which nobody would be caught dead saying, naturally.

"Continuing the 'Cor Blimey' strain, has anyone ever heard someone say this coupled with 'Me old mucker, rather than 'china'?"

I've not heard it used like that, but where I am "mucker" means a sort of teenage yob - same as a "ned"
 
 
fidrich
15:37 / 04.04.03
Hmm. For some reason, the bit of text I was quoting just disappeared... it should have said "Continuing the 'Cor Blimey' strain, has anyone ever heard someone say this coupled with 'Me old MUCKER' rather than 'china'?"
 
 
Laughing
15:45 / 04.04.03
One thing out-of-towners always comment on here in the Boston area is that folks really do say "wicked" all the time. And they use it as an adverb, so instead of saying "Dick van Dyke is a wicked beast of a man" they would say "Dick van Dyke is wicked evil".
Also, if a local says "It's a quarter of four", then ze means "It's 3:45", whereas I would think it meant "It's 4:15". "Quarter of four" should be "quarter till four" to my non-Yankee ears. This has caused me to be late for appointments on several occasions. It's wicked confusing.
Then again, I grew up in the Deep South, where things like "sentence structure" and "subject/predicate agreement" are mere suggestions. But that's a different pair of sleeves entirely.

(ahem) And since this is a thread on things that people DON'T actually say, I will put a check next to my threadrot tally for the day. Cheers.
 
 
William Sack
15:50 / 04.04.03
I think it's great that French people actually *do* say "ooh la la."
 
 
Baz Auckland
16:44 / 04.04.03
Kegboy and moriarty: what's this all aboot?

I think this, as well as any 'Canadian accent' thing comes from Newfoundland.

Although on the Simpsons where they went to Japan, the Canadians had Fargo/Minnesota accents. Do Minnesotans really talk like they do in Fargo?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:30 / 04.04.03
I say blimey all the time, and wicked, embarassingly enough. The latter being one of those 'starts-as-ironic recapitulation of youth-becomes-natural-within week' things. And bollocks, which yank friends tell me is stereotypically and hilariously english...

Have never ever said 'Goodness Gracious me' in my entire life, tho' I do know a couple of dad-age friends who say 'mum' as it 'yes mum, no mum, it ain't half hot...'
 
 
grant
17:50 / 04.04.03
The Fargo thing was an exaggeration, but yeah, I've known Minnesotans who talked that way.

(Fargo is in North Dakota, by the way.)


Several people say "dude," and a few do it non-ironically."
Hey, dude, less of the postmodern surferbashing, I was totally stoked just the other day when I snagged a gnarly tube and didn't wipe out until I had totally impressed the babes.
"Dood" is the postmodern 'Dude' BTW


Dude, I was being totally representational.

My favorite bits of surf-talk, actually, are specific bits of technical jargon: green water, milk, boneyard, alley, washing machine. All words for parts of waves or breaks.

Let's see, stereotypical Florida sayings. It's hard to think of any offhand because there are at the very least four Floridas, and probably many more. There's "waterfront condo" Florida, "inner-city Miami" Florida, Rural/North Florida, and Orlando/Disney, which technically isn't even in the Evil Empire but is an evil empire in its own right. Florida doesn't have its own accent, little say its own dialect. Am I right, grant?

Dave Barry (Floridian) was once involved with a map of the states of Florida and came up with around 22 or so. In general, around Tampa, there’s a strong Indiana/Illinois presence, in the swamps there’s… swamp talk, which is similar but deeper than the Deep South lingo you’ll find in the north and middle (non-coastal area) of the state. Around Jacksonville, you’re in New Jersey/mid-Atlantic languages. South-east Florida, where I live, is half New York and half Latin America, with isolated pockets of Deep South and swamp talk to the west (the New Yorkers call the Deep South people rednecks; the Deep South people call the swamp talkers rednecks). Both coasts are heavily settled by northerners. Oh, and Orlando is Dallas: a corporate city.
There is a native Florida dialect, but it’s basically been supplanted by generations of snowbirds and vagabonds. If you run into somebody with a name like “Totch” who has a relative who herded cattle using a whip, you’re looking at a remnant of that culture.

Oh, and on the Latin American tip, I've never heard someone actually say, "Ay caramba!" in a Spanish sentence. "Ay, que triste!" (what sadness!) yes, or "Ay, que horor!" (what horror!), and sometimes "Ay, ay, ay!" but never "Ay, caramba."
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
18:10 / 04.04.03
Quantum, Saveloy: I use 'chaps' the entire time, even (especially?) when addressing people directly. It is a very handy way to begin a group email, for example.

I also say 'old thing', 'old chap', 'old man', 'old bean' (less often) and 'old fruit'. And 'crikey'. And 'I say'. And 'Good lord' etc. Should I be worried? Am I a stereotype with speech patterns recognisable only to Americans raised on a diet of PG Wodehouse adaptations?

On the generic pet name front - Saveloy, don't know if you've ever been in Stu's News in Southsea, but the woman who works there always addresses people as 'my lover' which is ever so slightly disconcerting.
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
18:14 / 04.04.03
Ive got a few corkoian friends.. not quite the whessht of ireland but close .. and have picked up a gansey load of phrases I never intended to. A habit of saying "bless" at the end of every paragraph, "how bad, how bad" when approving of something or asking how the night was. appropriate response to a bad night is "chalk it down". these things do tend to sneak in there dont they?

ive been trying to force a phrase on my work mates, just to see if I can, by saying "fecksticks" whenever Im annoyed. funnily hasnt caught on yet but I wont give up the fight that easily..
 
 
Olulabelle
19:11 / 04.04.03
Can I have 'fecksticks'? I like it alot.

I've just posted in another thread and used the word 'Crikey.' Firstly, I didn't know it was in my vocabulary until after I'd posted and re-read my post, and secondly, what the fecksticks does it mean?
 
 
pomegranate
20:14 / 04.04.03
crikey...the crocodile hunter says that a lot.

people who think that they know cockney-speak think that people actually say "apples and pears." (for those who don't know, supposedely rhyming slang for 'fell down the stairs.' or some damn thing.) but i've never met anyone who has met anyone who actually says it.
 
 
gridley
20:44 / 04.04.03
wait. cockney people don't actually speak in cockney rhyming slang? that sucks!!

I'm cancelling my vacation to Cocknia....
 
 
Shrug
10:46 / 05.04.03
Hmmm I've known some Cork people to say that things had been "menacing" them and that they were "allergic" to things, both meaning that they didn't like that thing or were annoyed by it, roughly anyway, although they didn't seem to be a hard and fast rule about that.
 
 
gingerbop
18:55 / 05.04.03
Im allergic to school.
Erm... well us scots supposedly say soooo many stupid things i just cant believe anyone would be bored enough to sit and make them all up!
I saw "aye" all th time, but i cant think of anything else. I say "spiffing" all the time, not that its scottishy or anythin, but i say it just coz i like sounding posh!

The one thing that eevvverryyonnee up here says is "whats the crack/what ya sayin?" They really piss me off coz theyr such sttuuuppiiid phrases, when u could just say "how are you/whats up?" But its not typically scots, coz new ppl who move here from england (well the 1s i know, anyway) dont hav a clu what it means.
 
 
aus
07:10 / 06.04.03
I'm afraid us Australians do actually say most things of which we're accused. Soooo many people say "g'day", and other things like "no worries" and "mate" are very common, "strewth" being less so, but still out there, as is calling someone a "galah" or a "flaming mongrel" in the manner of Alf from Home and Away, and I also know people who get "crook in the guts".

I was never that bad...


There's nothing "bad" about it, and no reason to be afraid. I detect some cultural cringe. What's the matter with you? Not proud to be Australian? And you forgot "drongo", you drongo.

As for the Crocodile Hunter, I suspect he replaced the more usual exclamations, adjectives and nouns with milder and seldom-used ones such as "crikey" for the purposes of children's TV.
 
 
glassonion
09:21 / 06.04.03
i've been saying 'love' to shopwomen for a while now. and 'ta-da', a lazification of 'ta-ta', for goodbye. 'crikey', 'blimey' ['blimey o'reilly' for the peat-eater in me], 'heavens' and 'my goodness' all get a going over occasionally, and sometimes 'bristol-fashion' but never 'gordon bennett'. the best scottish word is 'muckle'.
 
 
gingerbop
19:07 / 06.04.03
Entitything: "Does anyone say "I can't be arsed with that"? "
I say that. No idea where it comes from.
As for muckle, i dont think iv ever heard it before, though it is a great word. What does it mean?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:37 / 06.04.03
Okay, howzabout "Guv'nuh?"

Are any you Australians actually saying that?
 
 
Olulabelle
20:01 / 06.04.03
Is it Australian's that say Guv'nuh? I thought that was Cockney speak too.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:18 / 07.04.03
The only Minnesotans who talk like they do in Fargo are the ones who live outstate (ie away from Minneapolis). I was shocked one time when I went to New Ulm and everyone there talked like the characters in Fargo.

My son even says "You betcha" and "Uff da", which I find to be annoying on every level.
 
 
A
04:48 / 07.04.03
I believe the Crocodile Hunter is married to a publicist, and his "image" has been at least a little bit contrived between the two of them so he'll be saleable in the US.
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
06:30 / 07.04.03
Lets see, droogs, horrorshow, the old in out in out, and milk plus. I actually say them, well I rarely say horrorshow any more except ironically.
 
 
A
06:40 / 07.04.03
So, your country is a dystopian future as envisioned by Anthony Burgess? Cool.
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
06:53 / 07.04.03
No my country is canada, eh. But o my brothers my droogs and I have been ludovigoed this way do to too many viewings of A certain film and too many readings of a similarly titled book.

Oh and I have never ever heard a canadian say 'hoser'.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:06 / 07.04.03
I'm afraid us Australians do actually say most things of which we're accused.

Does that mean Australians really say, "put another shrimp on the barbie, mate"?

Also Solitaire Rose I'm quite familiar with Minnesota and though it isn't QUITE so bad it is similar - the accent in fargo I mean.

I don't know what Chicagoans are supposed to say that I say or don't say. I know as an American in London, I do say "AWESOME!" and also "BITCHEN!" alot, but I think that's due to my own goofiness...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:29 / 07.04.03
I do say "I can't be arsed" quite a lot, but I picked it up off the telly so it must be all right. It was that Irish comedian, Sean someone, who was using it, if that's any help.

Cockneys (and the working classes in general) are rumoured to say Guv'nor, but then so do I. Started off ironic, felt too good to change.

Is a "hoser" an idiot, basically - like a wanker?
 
 
Loomis
08:59 / 07.04.03
Perhaps a hoser is like a wanker, but a, err, particularly virile one.

And I'm not sure if that was a joke Cherry, but if not, I can reliably inform you that Australians say prawn, not shrimp. Paul Hogan had to say shrimp as it was an ad filmed for the US. I suppose you could throw a prawn on the barbie, if you wanted to. But then I wouldn't be following any of Hoges' advice given the many bad career choices he's made ever since the first Crocodile Dundee movie. And whatever you do, don't mention his face lift.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
13:43 / 07.04.03
I've heard "guv'nr" down in Cornwall, too. Also "my robin", "my lover", "my cocker", and "my sparrow". And some amazing things no one would believe anyone actually says.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:43 / 07.04.03
Or his first wife. Hoo!

Actually, if you wanted to be truly Aussie, you'd probably have to throw another 'roo on the barbie. And those fuckers are heavy. And not generally amenable to being cooked.
 
 
mixmage
15:26 / 07.04.03
well... it seems it's not down to me to be the one chap who still uses an archaic lexicon... yes, Chap. A fella who says "Chars" when handed a mug of tea, been known to take a quick shufti at the weather and actually exclaimed "Crikey!" upon unexpectedly winning the hundred yard dash. Oh, and me muckers play the English idiom also - especially online against the rest of the world! Wot-Ho!

I have, however, been americanised since my Yoot... I wear Pants, but mean "Trousers". That sorta shiznit.

Dude - thank fuck Lebowski took the sting outta that one! I've used it non-ironically since my radical teens. Now I can get away with it... y'know some people find it offensive - RE: Dude Ranch [y'all are city boys, ain'tcha]

Speaking of which - my bro spent a summer learning redneck: "Jeet? yaarntu?" - have you eaten yet? shall we dine?

Threadrot: (This soon?!) If you say 'Ears' it sounds like you are saying 'Yes' but very, very poshly. End threadrot.... makes me think of Jeremy Paxman... well, his Spitting Image puppet.

Oh yeah - after a recent week away with friends, I have succesfully infected them "Prison Style"! I'd bore ya some more but I can't be arsed [usage: frequent]
 
  

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