In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
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Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Space rock! Machine elves! You are the new carrier for the 'Rage' para-personality, and I claim my five dollar bill bearing the image of Benedict Arnold...
