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The "I have a life" thread

 
  

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ONLY NICE THINGS
16:04 / 02.04.03
God in *heaven* - this gets worse and worser. He's shagged Flyboy?

(Actually, I have moved to trim the original post, which was unduly snappy even for Bill being an arsepoet)

However, hanging off the same branch of the sperm tree is just such a David Sneddon, Bukkake Secret Agent phrase...
 
 
Babooshka
16:04 / 02.04.03
reflect – take note. will e-mail you.
 
 
grant
19:44 / 02.04.03
Rage - are you getting a passport? It's a world of fun, but a bit of a bureacratic hassle.
 
 
Rage
01:09 / 04.04.03
Just wanted to get some cheap ticket hookups. Haus and I going to Paris? Only if we can bring a gigantic clown. Without the gigantic clown things are useless.
 
 
The Falcon
01:37 / 04.04.03
So true.
 
 
Bill Posters
13:46 / 04.04.03
Haus, I imagine, will fulfill that role eminently well.

The only time I recall having said that your critical faculties may have been impaired by the desire to get your warty gitprong buried in somebody's thighmaster parts was "do you like Radiohead?", because you decided to burble like a brain damaged Glyn Owen about how purty Rage was.

No, you also used to accuse me of it whenever I tried to prevent you from kicking Bitchiekittie from one side of the board to the other because ze once had the misfortune to say the word "married". If I seem defensive on this point, we should also bear in mind that it has been claimed that I am so stoopid (and magickally inept) that I fell into two honeytraps, one Rage's, the other May's, though it wasn't you who made that allegation. I merely take exception to people accusing me of testiculoid cognition, because it damages the reputation of both me, and the grrrl in question. Is that unreasonable of me?

This before I even take the time to point out, with a hint of boredom as big as the Ritz, that once you leave primary school it is possible to disagree with somebody without "hating" them, and that I certainly don't hate Rage.

And likewise, it is possible to rate Rage's work / suggest that Bitchiekittie might in fact not belong to Combat 18 / help May out once in a while, without being hopelessly mislead by the fact the individuals in question have tits.

Now hurry up and piss off to Paris so we can all get some peace and quiet.
 
 
Rage
20:09 / 10.04.03
I do indeed have a passport.

Hey Bill: you up for getting Haus to eat some MDMA? I know it's not the newest idea in the book, but that never stopped The Strokes from making music or anything. We could get a video camera and...

There was a time I felt oppressed by females because they were stupid bimbos who got to do all kinds of cool shit when they didn't really "get it." Then I realized I was a chick and...

Last night I spoke in tongues.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:36 / 10.04.03
Binaries, Bill, binaries. I never suggested Bitchiekittie was a member of comabt 18. I suggested that she rotted threads and then rotted threads further by getting defensive about rotting threads, that she struggled to disagree with people without getting abusive and - you guessed it - threadrotting, and, yes, she failed for a startlingly long time to understand why somebody might find the question "are you married" as one of a handful of personality-defining questions offensive or pointless. Everybody else, including the beldam herself, seems to have gotten over this, and it's only a shame that you haven't. To be honest, I'm afraid I don't remember your defence of her, much less my response, so I'm afraid your warty gitprong must in this context remain a gitprong of the mind.

To be honest, if you are simply going to fabricate in an attempt to make me out to be the cartoon monster that people unable to handle some of the intricacies of character and characterisation seem occasionally intent on, then your insults are going to be rather bootless. Offence requires relevance, remember. As for your reputation...dude, this is *me*. Do you *really* think your reputation is going to be improved by forcing me to take you to wife school?

We call it "ecstacy" over here as well, Rage, although we abbreviate it to "E" rather than "X", and it's practically the national food. When you say "spoke" in tongues, do you mean the more common xenoglossy, or did you manage to speak in the tongues of all men? Becasue that would be pretty darn kosher...
 
 
Bill Posters
14:52 / 11.04.03
you up for getting Haus to eat some MDMA?

I would be curious to see how Haus would come across reading hir work on camera. Though I must say, I can't imagine Haus on MDMA. The image just doesn't compute. I don't think ze'd be Haus on MDMA.

Now,

* rolls sleeves and cracks knuckles *

Everybody else, including the beldam herself, seems to have gotten over this, and it's only a shame that you haven't.

I never get over anything you do or say Haus. The wounds are permanent.

then your insults are going to be rather bootless. Offence requires relevance, remember.

I admit my posts above were piss poor compared to WP's one line MOAB detonated above. Ze's better than me at having no moral conscience whatsoever. I'm not fabricating though, there was a line late on in the Marriage War about me charging around on a white horse and sweeping the distressed damsel off her feet or something to that effect. It's an invective topos of yours and you know it.

Do you *really* think your reputation is going to be improved by forcing me to take you to wife school?

Er, I'm confused by that line. Am I to be your latest male bride? If so, I reserve the right to remain so only in your dreams...

* shudders, nostrils filled with the acrid stench of vinegar *

Anyway, Flyboy would be jealous.
 
  

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