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that
09:57 / 29.03.03
How about a collection of various nuggets of good advice that Barbelithers have collected over the years? I'll start. I recently took my dog to see a dog trainer. Since I split with my ex, two years ago, my dog has been getting more and more agitated when we are approached by anyone on the street or in the park, especially men. My ex was abusive (I feel horribly guilty for letting my dog grow up in that situation) and although he never hurt my dog, it's pretty clear that my sweetheart has developed a mistrust of men, and a desire to protect me or anyone close to him. So he barks, growls, and tries to attack. The dog trainer suggested that we take him out early in the morning so that he can have a nice walk without us stressing that he's going to bite someone, or him stressing about protecting us. We've been doing it for a week now, and the effect has been miraculous. He's always been funny about food, but now he eats enthusiastically at least once a day, and always takes treats. It's truly amazing - he's a much happier dog, and that makes me happy because he's my best friend and it's so good to see him feeling less anxious. Best advice ever.

So, anyone?
 
 
Jack Denfeld
10:22 / 29.03.03
Don't try to use Tae Kwon Doe in a fight. Fists and elbows, and only kicks when the other guy's on the ground. The only exception is if your opponet is so physically weak, or you are a grandmaster in Tae Kwon Doe, training since childhood. If you throw a kick at someone's head and miss, it's goodnight for you.
 
 
Crimes_Of_Fashion
10:29 / 29.03.03
Don't mix drinks, drugs or whistle while your pissing.
 
 
Olulabelle
10:58 / 29.03.03
Told to me by my primary school teacher, some literary advice I've always remembered: Never use the words big, get, got or nice because there are always better words you can substitute.

(Mind you, the woman obviously got off on torturing 7 year olds because when I asked her, "Can I go to the toilet" she said, "You can, the question is whether you may or not.")
 
 
Quantum
11:10 / 29.03.03
Don't be afraid of filling in forms, if you're good at it it makes your life much easier.
Don't be embarassed to ask questions for fear of looking stupid- ask until you understand what's going on.
Don't ignore things hoping they'll go away.
Don't Worry Be Happy
 
 
that
11:14 / 29.03.03
Cunnilingus - don't rush it, folks - be gentle and patient. Not advice I've been given, but useful info I have learned.
 
 
Shrug
13:31 / 29.03.03
In future just tell the crazy man to go away and don't become engaged in a conversation.
 
 
Shrug
13:32 / 29.03.03
Sounds weird when taken out of context, but it is definitely very good advice I will put into use if ever approached by a crazy person again.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:10 / 29.03.03
As "Uncle Bill" Burroughs said-

Never intervene in a boy/girl fight.
 
 
Icicle
14:18 / 29.03.03
I'm writing two dissertations at the moment and about a year ago I remember talking to a girl about her diss and she said 'don't put your head in it put your heart into it', this is so true and I think about it about quite a lot of things. The heart drives the head, it's the head's energy, so acting without it is really quite difficult.
 
 
Mazarine
01:31 / 30.03.03
Don't eat anything bigger than your head.

Chew your food.

Stand up straight.
 
 
iconoplast
03:44 / 30.03.03
Only users lose drugs.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
06:13 / 30.03.03
You get what you give, so it's always worth trying to be nice to start off with.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:21 / 30.03.03
If you wanna get into it, you've gotta get out of it. (Hawkwind, I think.)
 
 
Cat Chant
21:02 / 30.03.03
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Oh - I don't know if this counts, but someone noticed that Alan Rickman in the HP movies has this thing where he makes a fist and rests it against his chest, just below the little dip in your collarbone at the base of your throat: try it. It's incredibly calming and comforting.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
21:17 / 30.03.03
Can't remember where I got this quote, but several years down the line it still seems like a pretty good (if slightly simplistic) attitude to life in general : -

"Work like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like there's nobody watching
"
 
 
A
00:32 / 31.03.03
You've gotta know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away,
and know when to run


Ahhh, Kenny, is there anything he doesn't know?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
06:08 / 31.03.03
Under no circumstances should you spend an entire night propping up the bar in an ex-pat pub in Spain, drinking litres of San Miguel with a family of burly Hollanders.

And remember, you are not a salmon.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:10 / 31.03.03
Fuck it, if that's your advice then I'm going to retalliate with "the solutions to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
 
 
Sax
08:13 / 31.03.03
Win or lose, have some booze.
 
 
Persephone
10:44 / 31.03.03
Oh - I don't know if this counts, but someone noticed that Alan Rickman in the HP movies has this thing where he makes a fist and rests it against his chest, just below the little dip in your collarbone at the base of your throat: try it. It's incredibly calming and comforting.

You know, it really is. Especially combined with thinking about Alan Rickman.

*tries it again*

Ahhhh.
 
 
Persephone
10:47 / 31.03.03
I'm also toying with this that I found in the files at work:

Do more than belong, participate.
Do more than care, help.
Do more than believe, practice.
Do more than be fair, be kind.
Do more than forgive, forget.
Do more than dream, work.


Sometimes this makes me feel good & sometimes it makes me feel tired.
 
 
Loomis
11:10 / 31.03.03
It may be the two pints I just had at lunch, but I'm wondering if that advice might make more sense if you swapped the two terms in each line ...
 
 
Persephone
11:29 / 31.03.03
Ah shit, now I'm tired and confused.

*rests fist on chest*

Ahhhh.
 
 
Loomis
11:53 / 31.03.03
*whispers in Persephone's ear*

. . . Alan Rickman . . .

ahh!! works for me too!
 
 
Ariadne
12:02 / 31.03.03
I don't know about Alan Rickman, I don't see the attraction, but the fist-on chest-thing is very cool. I shall do it all the time. Do you think a heavy pendant would do the same thing?
 
 
that
12:05 / 31.03.03
Alan Rickman is astoundingly beautiful. Especially as Snape. Mm.

I don't see why a heavy pendant wouldn't do the same...one of those big fuck-off circular stone ones.
 
 
Ariadne
12:08 / 31.03.03
The ones that break your nose if you jump suddenly? Yes. This could become a way to recognise fellow Barbe people, great big lumps of rock round their necks and bent rugby-player noses.
 
 
that
12:11 / 31.03.03
Sounds good to me. The replacement for the Invisibles badge. And a weapon if you ever get into a nasty situation.
 
 
Bear
12:12 / 31.03.03
I was watching a woman on The Salon (ahem) and she was talking about your just being an important point concerning Reiki she showed a technique where you tapped the two bones above your chest, wonder if it's related? It works though so that's cool...

Same as you get a funny feeling if you hold a pen/pencil just before you 3rd eye you get a nice sorta buzzing feeling, well I do at least
 
 
Ariadne
12:14 / 31.03.03
And if you do the two at once ... your work colleagues look at you really strangely.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
17:44 / 31.03.03
Best advice for aspiring writers, courtesy Siegfried Sassoon:

'When in doubt, cut it out'

Also applicable to many other situations, though perhaps not quite so useful in all.
 
 
gingerbop
20:02 / 31.03.03
Dont be as shy as you want to be, and get outside that comfort zone.
 
 
that
21:11 / 31.03.03
"Carpe Diem...make your lives extraordinary" - Robin Williams' character in Dead Poet's Society
 
 
Olulabelle
21:27 / 31.03.03
I'm truly amazed about the Alan Rickman, dip in the collarbone thing, thank you Deva. *Sighs*. It's hard to type with one hand though.

A simplistic plan for writing essays:

Say what you're going to say.
Say it.
Say what you've said.
 
  

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