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Mad Skillz the revenge

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Jack Denfeld

23:04 / 26.03.03

Yo motherfucker, I'll kick your ass,
Faster than the silver age man called Flash,
And like Barry Allen, I'll stick it in your Iris,
2 9 glocks, a Doc Marten, and my Iron Fist

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

23:22 / 26.03.03

I'll stomp up in yo hood like a giant metal Gundam
my rhymes are so ill yo mama saying "god damn!"
every ones runnin cause i fill em wit da fear-a
nuking neo tokyo like my name was akira

w1rebaby

00:15 / 27.03.03

I gots da skillz and there ain't nobody ownZ.
I gots lyrical acid like Tim Leary's bones.
Comin for me, I'm in full FX...

...macin like Cheeseasaurus Rex

deja_vroom

14:49 / 27.03.03

Now it's time for some slicin, Weapon-X style-a
Gonna getcha like some creep outta the X-filez
I'll bust your kneecaps I tell ya, nigga
I'm holding Megatron, he's got an itchy trigga!

Eloi Tsabaoth

15:08 / 27.03.03

Think that's mad skillz? Think you givin' chills?
Bustin' out rhymes to pay your veterinary bills,
'Cause your pet fish Augustus got eczema on his gills.
Man, you ain't even as cool as motherfuckin' Crispian Mills.

Jack Fear

15:12 / 27.03.03

Now there's a hole in the bucket so you suckers better bail
I'm ready for war just like John Cale
You got a lot to learn and I'm the one to teach ya
Yo I'm beyond good and evil like Friedrich Nietszche

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

18:09 / 27.03.03

(holy shit you rhymed Neitszche)
Throwin out mad rhymes so all ya folls betta duck
Roll up to yo house behind the wheel of a dump truck
Jean Grey is one mean ho wit all that telekinesis
My wicked rap styles remind of Beast writing a thesis

Eloi Tsabaoth

19:43 / 27.03.03

A boast about my skills at rhymin',
With a little nod to my expert timin',
Make extremely clear my sexual preference,
And to cap it off, a pop culture reference.

illmatic

20:34 / 27.03.03

(Following Jack's lead)

Feel my fury! C'mon feel my power!
I'm gonna get dark on that ass like Schoepanhaeur!

Son, you can't mess as I flip the script with this skill
I'll leave you looking like a scene from Georges Batille!

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

21:19 / 27.03.03

Hey check it! If i played mafia i'd beat ya
If i were godzilla muthafucka i would eat ya
allergies bther me so my fucking nose i blow
then leave you on the corner like your waiting for Godot

Kit-Cat Club

21:42 / 27.03.03

Yo, why you chaps hangin' round my hood, all greasy like Tony Slattery?
You think you can get in my good books wit' ya sycophantic flattery?
You think you can match my flow, my skills, my lyrical assault and battery?
You living in Vanity Fair, son, like William Makepeace Thackeray.

(don't think I've quite got it yet...)

Jack Fear

19:11 / 28.03.03

I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm back in the saddle, ready for the battle
extend your backside for the paddle cos I'm HIP like Simon Rattle
Historically Informed ya know I'm raising up my baton
to drown out that Arturo Toscanini that you got on

Ganesh

21:31 / 28.03.03

The Kwik E Mart is...

D'oh!

w1rebaby

22:48 / 28.03.03

On the front line like my name was Wolf Blitzer,
I don't drink Kristal, I'll just have a nice spritzer,
Y'all punk ass bitches never take me out,
I'll be dropping science fiction like Kilgore Trout.

Potguns

12:46 / 29.03.03

Flame haired beware! of the vocal track
Insane in your veins like a junkies crack
Lyrical timin within rhymin, supreme routine
You mess with me it's like crossin the streams

Ninjas make great pets

15:17 / 29.03.03

You lopt so good with your wckd ryhmin,
smart spoken words and comical tymin,
I wish I had grace I wish I had wit
but it aint fo me cos my rymins crap.

mixmage

21:38 / 01.04.03

I'm verbally acrobatic, yu need a rapper-schematic
To help you out when i spit it so er-rat-i-ca-ly
I make you beat a syntactical retreat
Don't evn bother to compete b-cuz my stylez R complete.

freeky cool cam-angle pose...

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:54 / 01.04.03

fuck you, white indie boyz
waitin' for the bitches to wield those big dyke toyz
why ain't you listenin' to the proper fuckin' hardcore stuff
and waiting for your boy to turn up, rough and t(b)uff...

(hey, drunk and no expertise)

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

03:37 / 02.04.03

All your rapping, all your rhymin
sounden like a commie, as if your name was ivan
Out loud you say you want your piece and quiet
inside ya thinking "why march when you can riot?"

The Return Of Rothkoid

03:55 / 02.04.03

Bitchin' fez-style like my man Greenstreet
Bobbin' and weavin', you can't knock me off my feet
I deride your sniggers, yo' taunts and all your hexes
Because I'm tha motherfucker owns all y'all Suplexes.

mixmage

19:43 / 03.04.03

I know you didn't expect I would come correct
I had ya noddin' so hard that ya strained ya neck
and all ya suckah emcees watch ya crews defect
as I ply them with my rhymin' intellect.

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

21:03 / 03.04.03

All your rhymin' and boastin' is getting quite excessive
It's gettin' me down, coz I'm a manic-depressive
My rhymin out-rhymes ya, shakin' ya like a rag-doll
Now it's time to take my Lithium and Haldol.

mixmage

23:34 / 03.04.03

You wanna step to me? then do it lyrically
cuz I'm a rockin' chop-socky kung-fu emcee
wing chun in the rhythm, rhyme like crushing Fist
Drunken Master on the mic
[but only when I'm pissed!]

w1rebaby

23:45 / 03.04.03

little boy toy, ya rhymin all coy
i'ma eat you all up with wasabi an soy
challenge me? fanatically, rappin' automatically,
gun you down lyrically then I rest up sabbatically

mixmage

11:53 / 04.04.03

Fridge! You wanna taste me?
you almost outpaced me
Till i dunk'd ya in ma Java
like a Danish pastry

w1rebaby

17:17 / 04.04.03

while you out dunkin' donuts like a fat-ass cop,
I be kickin wicked lyrics all over the shop.
no sugar cream cinnamon, that shit's plebeian,
you is the Starbucks and I'm fresh Columbian.

mixmage

22:06 / 04.04.03

Yeah, I'm a Star, Bucko and I'm burnin' onstage
I got the shop rockin' from Haus to the Rage
So watch me metamorphin' from man into myth
but yu know I couldn't do it without Barbelith! :P

Mourne Kransky

09:21 / 05.04.03

We da Saaf Landan posse wiv baaaad attitude
Us moxen fierce, we da processed crude
Ain’t none of you wiggers scares us none
Lock yo' up in our dungeon to have sum fun

gingerbop

18:57 / 05.04.03

wwwwhhhhaaattt!!?? ur all nuts!

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

19:44 / 05.04.03

On Barbelith you know there aint no rapper that owns me
if Dr Dre could do it he would pay me to clone me
A white boy rappin with the strength of ten men
with a phat record contract i would battle Eminem

Mixmage and magnet had a rap rocking battle
But I'll lead this forum to the slaughter like cattle
Not a one servives even if they be glaswegian
I'll cook your ass and eat ya cause you know i aint a vegan

The Return Of Rothkoid

05:22 / 06.04.03

Step back cliquebitch, don't theory my ass
Or I'll smoke you, motherfucker, like a cat with glass
Or those amish chicks who like it real real rough, hon
'Cause my sophistication's from my man Morr-iss-on.

I'll take you to the JC and I'll over-booze you
Kick you upstairs so the furries can use ya
The right-on won't save you when yo struck with fears
At the sight of motherfuckers with tails and ears.

mixmage

12:14 / 06.04.03

Elijah, I advise ya that U might regret
goin' into clonin like yr Jango Fett
cuz I'ma baffling-gattling-rappin' Young Emcee
and ya better recognise the Force is strong wit me

Now I know we in the zone on the microphone
but this muthafuckaz reekin' of testosterone
so I'm gonna duck out and u can say what you like
but I wanna witness sisters set to blistering the mic

[P.E.A.CE. & Mad Love]

Olulabelle

13:00 / 06.04.03

Bringin’ in the girz ain’t the way to go man
We’ll whip ya fuckin’ asses like you *know* we muthafuckin’ can
Sister’s with the crackin’ expertise and blinding wit
Testosterkids, the girlz r here.
Yu *all* gonna split.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

20:49 / 06.04.03

Your grrl rhymes ar ill and we know now you aint meek
so come one over here so your nipples i can tweak
Some times i dress the punk part but usually I'm Mod
Gimme 5 hours baby and i'll have you seeing god

Hugh_DeMann

22:15 / 06.04.03

you watch yourself u mutha, u piece of shit
cos i got a brotha, who'll give you a hit
you'll be pushin' up daisies, before night falls
and when your sleepin' ill cut off your balls!

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