So... I've got this good friend. Probably my best friend. I'd be lying if I said I didn't like him as more than that, though. Unfortunately, he's very much in love (or so he claims) with his girlfriend of almost 2 years.
Anyway, in the past few months, it seems like the only thing we can talk about that gets more than one or two word answers out of him is my chest. It's not even that impressive, but I suppose there's the whole male fascination with breasts thing in action. I used to joke along with it, just so he'd talk to me, but lately it's been bothering me a lot. So I tried talking to him about it, but he went all "of course we talk about other things!" on me, and now he won't talk at all.
So someone make me happy somehow. I don't care how. Just cheer me up... Or maybe drop a few suggestions on getting him to talk... |
