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Aaaagh! I just bought a house!

 
 
videodrome
01:59 / 14.03.03
So does that mean I'm insane, or is it the bank that needs to have the noggin examined sharpish?

But wheeee - so much room! And it's mine! All mine!

Well, the half of it that doesn't belong to the Finley, anyway. Close enough. Bank-endorsed cohabitual bliss, here I come...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:21 / 14.03.03
Woo-ha! Pork Store central in full effect, baby! Congratulations!

Now, I shall have to visit...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:23 / 14.03.03
Cool! Makle sure you fill a room with bees. Everyone needs a room full of bees.
 
 
Char Aina
02:32 / 14.03.03
my brother just bought a house, and he's eighteen. scared the shit out of me, but seemed like he was being sensible.

congratulations and all that, enjoy walking around naked and stuff. and also possibly worrying about carpets at parties for the first time.
 
 
videodrome
04:03 / 14.03.03
Stoatie, you have no idea how close to my heart your suggestion hits. Give me a few days to work on it, and I'll have pics in the mail showing off 'the hive'.

And I left out an important detail: at the entrance to my little neighborhood, there's a stone pillar adorned with a metal sign that reads simply, "The Village". ROCK. Now where'd I leave my stripey shirt?
 
 
The Strobe
07:56 / 14.03.03
Oh, that's great news, videodrome. Now you're like grown up and all. Honestly.

(It needs a batcave/similar from which the car can emerge "round the back" a couple of blocks down).
 
 
sleazenation
08:15 / 14.03.03
eeeep - all thoughts of mortgages scare me silly- congrats videodrome
 
 
invisible_al
09:39 / 14.03.03
What's it look like then? Is it a 'fixer upper opportunity'? Wow buying a house, I've only just started renting properly and I was feeling all growed up .
On features you really need a tower of some description, somewhere to conduct your 'research' in, you could disguise it as a windmill if necessary although the giant lightning conductor will be tricky to hide. And tell me how you can get the doors to make that cool noise if you find out.
 
 
rizla mission
10:00 / 14.03.03
And I left out an important detail: at the entrance to my little neighborhood, there's a stone pillar adorned with a metal sign that reads simply, "The Village".

fucking YIKES.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:19 / 14.03.03
Nah, man. FISTS OF STEEL! The Videodrome Shack O' Fun is gonna rock. This, I know.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
11:42 / 14.03.03
Long may your lum reek. And welcome to the petite-bourgeoisie!
 
 
Chubby P
11:55 / 14.03.03
Congrats on buying a house Videodrome!

I bought my house when I was 22 and I thought I was really young! It was the best thing I ever did though! I can watch TV naked and theirs pants everywhere! My house had pink carpet in everyroom and a nineties spounge effect on all walls, hence forcing me to do it up in my own style! It rocks now!

My advice for decorating is go to B&Q and rob all those paint colour charts and then cut them up and sellotape them together to make corners of rooms. Then you can place other colours in the middle of your corner to get an idea of carpet colours. And you can cut out thin strips to place at the bottom of the "walls" to check out which colour of skirting suits your room. Worked well for my lounge! (Think I might be a bit sad though...)
 
 
Saveloy
12:09 / 14.03.03
Nick enough and you can do the actual walls.
 
 
A
03:57 / 15.03.03
I misread that as "Aaaagh! I just bought a horse". seemed a strange thing to go "Aaaagh!" about.
 
 
grant
03:17 / 16.03.03
Buy plants. Plant them.

And paint one of the doors something unexpected. Fuschia, perhaps with a large yellow symbol on it.
 
  
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