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FreakWolf
03:49 / 13.03.03
sorry this was supposed to be in the Angel Thread. I hit New Topic by accident instead of reply. If a Moderator of the board is reading this you can delete this post.
 
 
Smoothly
08:56 / 13.03.03
Alternatively we could turn it into a thread specifically for exclusive spoilers, industry gossip, rumours and so on.
 
 
Jack Fear
12:17 / 13.03.03
Rosebud is the sled.
 
 
angel
13:13 / 13.03.03
The chicken in "The Wrong Trousers" is acutally a penguin!
 
 
Jack Fear
13:17 / 13.03.03
You BASTARD!!
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:06 / 13.03.03
Luke and Leia are siblings! And Darth Vader's their DAD!
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
14:19 / 13.03.03
And, as revealed in Episode 3, Yoda is in fact Anakin's dad! And Chewie is the son of Jar Jar Binks and a bear! And the Millennium Falcon is the bastard child of C3PO and a rather attractive hovering personnel carrier named H1-LDA. And Han Solo's real name is Henry Solo, Han being the name of the family dog!
 
 
William Sack
14:29 / 13.03.03
In The Return of Frank Cannon it wasn't suicide, it was murder.
 
 
doglikesparky
14:50 / 13.03.03
Butch and Sundance die at the end!
 
 
gridley
15:15 / 13.03.03
It turns out Alice still lives there.

None of the cowgirls actually get the blues.

And suprisingly, the world turns out to quite enough.
 
 
Rev. Orr
15:20 / 13.03.03
Decker is really an origami expert from Nu Tokyo with amnesia.

Soylent Green is people.

006 is a damn Ruskie.

The A-team win in the end.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
16:15 / 13.03.03
Jesus is resurrected a few days after he's killed!
 
 
Jack Fear
18:56 / 13.03.03
Fucker. I was gonna see that one, too.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:31 / 13.03.03
They all live happily ever after.

Or, if you're watching the director's cut, the killer isn't really dead.
 
 
Aertho
19:56 / 13.03.03
Bertha Erica Crow killed her daughter, kinda.

And Sandy McSouthers is a sick twisted bastard.
 
 
grant
20:02 / 13.03.03
Ok, I actually got in trouble for posting this one in someone's livejournal:

The little guy, he loses a finger.
 
 
doglikesparky
20:31 / 13.03.03
It was all a dream.

The butler did it.

The hero gets the girl.
 
 
gridley
18:08 / 14.03.03
But the game wasn't really a game!!!!!
 
 
Seth
19:12 / 14.03.03
One of the two main characters is really the other main character's second personality!
 
 
Sebastian
23:54 / 14.03.03
I am laughing my lungs out through my nostrils as pasta reverberates upwards through my esophagus. You are all genius, you know? You probably do, you are all 'lithers.

Grant, you should've known. I got maself into real tough problems by just saying McKellen was comming back in the sequel. I was officialy nominated a germ to be avoided thanks to that.
 
 
Sebastian
23:57 / 14.03.03
He is also a Replicant!

Though you never really notice.
 
 
Sebastian
00:11 / 15.03.03
Their blood is a conveniently gory disfiguring acid!!
 
 
Shrug
00:13 / 15.03.03
Glamorama is set to be filmed>
 
 
Jack Fear
01:31 / 15.03.03
He's dead the whole time and doesn't know it!
 
 
A
01:32 / 15.03.03
There were actually two of them, all along.
 
 
A
01:34 / 15.03.03
It was Earth, all along! Those maniacs! They blew it up! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!
 
 
The Strobe
07:55 / 15.03.03
She's a guy.
 
 
William Sack
08:16 / 15.03.03
The Statue of fucking Liberty.
 
 
rakehell
22:34 / 16.03.03
It's Kevin Spacey.

Both times.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
00:03 / 17.03.03
He is able to lock himself away in the basement, but when he comes up to get rescued by the posse, they think he's a zombie and shoot him.

Elvis gets the girl and sings a great song.

They blow up the Sta-Puft Marshmallow man and save the world.

They have Frank arrested and see that there is hope in the world because of a very fake bird singing in the back yard.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:33 / 17.03.03
The kid with the gammy leg doesn't die, and the old man becomes like a second father to him.

She's her daughter AND her sister.

All the sisters commit suicide (shock!).
 
 
Baz Auckland
04:35 / 17.03.03
It was all a dream!

Jimmy Stewart goes on a killing spree!

They all live happily ever after!
 
 
A
05:21 / 17.03.03
Adam Sandler triumphs over adversity, gets the girl and shows everyone that he is a responsible guy after all, especially that one bastard who tried to destroy him because of his cocky stride and different way of doing things.
 
 
doglikesparky
06:55 / 17.03.03
Lassie comes back.

Old yella (sp? I'm English!) dies

Butch and Sundance go out in a blaze of glory.

Mr Glass is the bad guy.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
12:29 / 17.03.03
Norman's mother died years ago.

All of Cloud's history is a memory implant, and Sephiroth wasn't really his commanding officer...or he was and everything before that was a false memory, or....or...It doesn't matter, Cloud stops the meteor from destroying the world, the machines stripping the Earth are destroyed and Red XIII has cute kids.

The zombies have destroyed Racoon City.

His name is Adam, hers is Eve and they are the only survivors of a nuclear war.

Superman was in Batman's costume and Batman was in Superman's costume.
 
  

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