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Let's write a rock epic

  
  

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The Natural Way
10:53 / 12.03.03
'Cause over there there's a wall of fire,

On a mountain!

On a MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHN!!!!

(cut to shots of band rockin' hard on a mountain top, in front of a rocket. Fire bursts around them as it blasts off)
 
 
rizla mission
14:40 / 12.03.03
chorus!

ooh yeah, here it comes again,
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:46 / 12.03.03
Bend over baby, u got nothin' 2 lose
 
 
Dangerous
13:22 / 13.03.03
I'll try 'n be gentle but it's still gonna bruise.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:48 / 13.03.03
my automatic mega cock machine is on the loose!
 
 
gergsnickle
13:51 / 13.03.03
Everyone gonna run from the mayhem it induce
 
 
Dangerous
15:12 / 13.03.03
This has blatantly turned into a rap song now... read the last 4 or five posts. Sheesh.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:17 / 13.03.03
enough with the meta-commentary, baby, now come and feel my unleashed beast!
 
 
rizla mission
15:31 / 13.03.03
(maybe we could be in the midst of the terminally mis-guided and laughable rap section? and could the next line be anything else but; )

You can run, baby, but you can't hide
 
 
ephemerat
15:43 / 13.03.03
If I come in any hotter your eggs'll be fried.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:25 / 13.03.03
My codpiece smells like something that's died
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:27 / 13.03.03
Keeps my plums wrapped warm inside
 
 
Dangerous
08:03 / 14.03.03
"You remind me of the babe"
 
 
Gary Lactus
12:38 / 14.03.03
"What babe?"
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
12:45 / 14.03.03
the greatest babe of the universe!
 
 
that
12:46 / 14.03.03
Fantabulously perverse.
 
 
gridley
13:31 / 14.03.03
I always want a second course
 
 
A
03:52 / 15.03.03
Baby I'm part-man, part-Clydesdale horse!
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:07 / 15.03.03
My legs so strong, my mane so proud
 
 
rizla mission
13:26 / 16.03.03
My fingers always itchin' to TURN IT UP LOUD!
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
13:29 / 16.03.03
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange,
 
 
rizla mission
14:13 / 16.03.03
(pause for several seconds) DAAAAMMMMNNN YOOOUUU!!!
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:14 / 16.03.03
And that horse you rode in on that looks like a bitch
 
 
A
01:30 / 17.03.03
My mother was a warlock and my father was a witch!
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
03:00 / 17.03.03
I see the color of the future when I hit the switch
 
 
ephemerat
03:43 / 17.03.03
Makes my hormones quiver, makes my trousers twitch.
 
 
Baz Auckland
04:04 / 17.03.03
"Gonna fly, gonna try and..."
 
 
Gary Lactus
12:01 / 17.03.03
"Rock it, Shock it to the top!!!!!"
 
 
rizla mission
13:59 / 17.03.03
Beyond the Solar System baby, and I ain't gonna stop!

(I'm stealing Count Adam and Flux's last contributions, btw)
 
 
gridley
14:10 / 17.03.03
I'm breaking the law over the head of a cop!
 
 
The Natural Way
14:13 / 17.03.03
Our love's a volcano baby and I think it's gonna pop!

ROCK!!!!

(Now the mouth of the volcano the band are playing on - much higher than the mountain - ejects a fucking huge column of blood-red lava into the sky. close up on the lead singer as he clenches he studded-gloved fist at the camera, challenging those-who-are-about-to-rock to shock the cock. His snarls like a wolf and his head explodes. Wicked rock.)
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
14:18 / 17.03.03
Every time Runce posts on this thread it makes me cry hot tears. Hot rock'n'roll tears.
 
 
rizla mission
14:28 / 17.03.03
(I love the way these lyrics are lurching between sex, space travel, occult-ness, natural disasters, random insults and the occasional mythological reference with no logic whatsoever - a beautiful process)

I think we shall have a bit now where the singer goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!!", and his massively extended scream is distorted to hell and back and gradually disappears under the multiple, rotating lines of guitar soloing, as the whole rock juggernaut is torn apart by musical G-forces and spirals helplessly into a blackhole of howling, unstoppable molten sound destruction..

(or that's what the Wire will say about it, anyway)
 
 
A
08:38 / 18.03.03
...and then, after a period of silence that may have been a microsecond or an eternity, a thudding, primal drumbeat begins, as quiet as a whisper at first, but steadily buliding in volume and intensity, until the very Earth seems to be throbbing in time to them...
 
 
rizla mission
14:49 / 18.03.03
"Yeah, we're back, baby - welcome to a broadcast form the earth's core!"
 
  

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