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Martin Bashir interviews Professor Xavier

Quireboy

19:45 / 25.02.03

Following his controversial interview with the mutant nonce Michael Jackson (chameleon skin, morphing and baby levitation) Martin 'Crap' Bashir lifts the lid on the self-styled mutant Gandhi, professor Charles Xavier.

In this all access TV special, Bashir questions Xavier about his alleged telepathic grooming of young mutants, his uniform fetish, the torture chamber in his basement and why he exposed himself in front of his pupils...

You know now I've written that there is something rather disturbing about a middle-aged man tracking down children via his computer ... Charles Xavier - internet paedophile ... ew, as the Cuckoos would say.

The X-Men: we're recruiting...

sleazenation

20:38 / 25.02.03

"its just banter, martin, harmless banter"

Brigade du jour

20:49 / 25.02.03

Well I'm not one for finger-pointing, but the evidence does look pretty damning. I mean, burying the computer deep underground and keeping it absolutely top secret, for his eyes only? And don't forget, Jean Grey passed out when she tried to use it in the movie - Xavier's so desperate to keep the contents of his database under wraps that he booby-trapped the damn thing!

And he kept referring to them as "MY children, MY X-Men" and so on. No wonder the tabloids are getting suspicious.

ciarconn

02:48 / 26.02.03

The fact that the second in command for Xavier's school is Jean Grey, instead of the more capable BEast (I mean, he was an Avenger) was suspicious. Look at all those X women, no one is ugly. And look as Ms Frost suit. If that isn't a fetish...
I liked the part of the interview where they joked about X Corp buying McDonalds, though

DaveBCooper

14:23 / 27.02.03

Come on now Sleaze, you should know that just putting the word ‘Martin’ at the end of the sentence doesn’t make it acceptable…

Quireboy

20:06 / 27.02.03

And notice how he's always homed in on vulnerable, needy and disadvantaged kids ... classic paedophilic behaviour.

Professor X? - Professor X-rated more like it.

Breaking news from CNN, Trish Trilby reporting:
"And the mutant world was rocked today as Professor Charles Xavier was arrested as part of the internet paedophile crackdown Operation Ore ... officers have confiscated his supercomputer Cerebra and are conducting DNA tests on blood stains found in his 'danger room'..."

Brigade du jour

21:02 / 27.02.03

Well I hate to say I told you so, but ... it's a shame really, I despair for people who genuinely want to care for needy children. I mean, they can't all be bald, crippled, pointy-eyebrowed, space-travelling, kiddy-fiddling, internet-scouring Patrick Stewart lookalikes, can they?

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