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T-Shirts That Speak For Your Loins

 
  

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Regrettable Juvenilia
11:00 / 25.02.03
Originally post by Cholister in the 'Favourite Mug' thread:

I actually think, instead of the hanky code, people should design their own t-shirts with a list of their sexual orientation(s), proclivities, fetishes, etc. and get CafePress to print them.

By strange coincidence, this came up in conversation amid the smoky ruins that comprised the aftermath of bengali in platform's birthday bash. In the first place, owing to one of those "I can't believe I just said that, and yet I so can" moments, b.i.p. is now threatening/promising to make me a t-shirt bearing the legend:

I'm not a Goth, I just dig the women

...which is, sadly, the kind of thing that gets a young boy a sharp punch from a large man in black, in this ever-changing world in which we live in. A much less offensive idea was mooted for those greedy fence-sitting bisexuals - the simple but evocative phrase:

easily swayed

Or, even better:

susceptible

Let's have your contributions!
 
 
William Sack
11:04 / 25.02.03
On the back of a T-shirt in "how's my driving?" bumper sticker style - "How's my ass?" followed by a telephone number.
 
 
Bear
11:10 / 25.02.03
easily swayed sounds good to me

How about -

not that fussed to be honest, it's not like I would turn anyone down but with or without I'm not to bothered but that might be a bit long for a t-shirt.

How about -

Bisexualki
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
11:14 / 25.02.03
"I can't tell you, you have to just know. Sorry."
 
 
Sax
11:24 / 25.02.03
How about:

Married
 
 
Jub
11:31 / 25.02.03
I love you long time.
10 dollar.
 
 
No star here laces
11:34 / 25.02.03
Flyboy, if you is too chicken to wear that shirt, I'll have one - I think it's genius.

Even better if you substitute the word 'muslim' for 'goth'...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:54 / 25.02.03
Was thinking a black/silver colour scheme, if you wan' place an order. Perhaps a nice gothic script.

Reckon I could probably do a bulk buy on these round here.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
12:57 / 25.02.03
Nice Glasses.

I'm such a nerd.
 
 
Dangerous
13:03 / 25.02.03
All of these tshirts can now be a reality.

http://www.stickemon.co.uk

I have had one for ages, I often wander about my house with "Turks is a c***" stuck on my tshirt. (Turks being my housemate)

There is no limit. Except the limited number of letters. Oh, and the limited space. And I guess that you are limited to your imagination too. So ok, there are limits, but it's still fun.

"Scallywag" is also a fave, can't really think why tho.
 
 
Sax
13:04 / 25.02.03
Stop staring at my tits might get me noticed.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:08 / 25.02.03
You're forgetting - I actually had mine made:
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:45 / 25.02.03
Rothkoid, you fucking English student.

I had mine made too - it just says SLOGAN. Plain black on white: beautiful.

An old suggestion of mine was one for Haus that read "Nonce up my inner child"

How about "I'm not under the age of consent - I just dig the -

- oh.

Oh no.
That would be tasteless.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:03 / 25.02.03
Pshaw. English graduate.

Actually, maybe I should get a shirt with my job on it. A conversation-starter, at least.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:13 / 25.02.03
I am very proud of two tees made by a tres talented friend.

Both logos spellt out in *beaded sequins*, I have a black 'Organic Kitten' one, and a red 'Kama Sutra Asian Babe' one.

Orders and commissions welcomed!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:18 / 25.02.03
How about for velvetvandal, following hir Head Shop thread:

I'm not a teacher, I just dig the ...
 
 
GODSA ssassin
14:24 / 25.02.03
Only Mostly Straight

Alternatively (HeH):

I'm not Gay, I just dig the cute boys.

Fuckin Bi-tease...
 
 
Char Aina
16:46 / 25.02.03
i think i may steal the muslim girls t-shirt idea... i had a similar idea, but that was much funnier.
 
 
Seth
16:47 / 25.02.03
"I am only pretending to listen to you.

You worthless shit."
 
 
deja_vroom
16:53 / 25.02.03
"Local Underdog". Nothing to do w/ sex, though. No, no.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
17:25 / 25.02.03
I want "63 Years COOL...And Still DOING IT!"
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:30 / 25.02.03
Run
 
 
that
20:09 / 25.02.03
'Pebbly'. Yes, I nicked it from Joelle Taylor (is that even her name? My poor brain), the poet. But it's almost incomprehensible to anyone without very specific sets of knowledge so I like it.
 
 
Catjerome
02:04 / 26.02.03
One of the sleaziest t-shirts I've seen. God, it was great:

 
 
Smoothly
11:22 / 26.02.03
Wanker
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:18 / 26.02.03
Fly, I'll make you the t-shirt for free if you'll wear it to Barbemeets. can't say fairer...
 
 
rizla mission
15:27 / 26.02.03
Who remembers those T-shirts which were trendy briefly that said "i like girls" or "i like boys". They had a pleasant simplicity to them. I thought it would be good to make one in the same font etc. that said "i'm not really bothered either way".
 
 
A
06:04 / 27.02.03
I've always wanted to make one that says Fashionable Indie Band, or Fashionable Hardcore Band to wear to shows.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
10:50 / 27.02.03
I'm warning you: don't do it.
 
 
Char Aina
13:22 / 27.02.03
i always thought some band would be classy.

i realise this is now starting to be a tshirt thread rather than a sex tshirt thread, but nevertheless, i have always liked your way of life is wrong for the sheer 'snotty two fingers and a sneer'-ness of it.
 
 
rizla mission
13:25 / 27.02.03
Assuming we've moved over into general T-shirts, I fully intend on making one in the near future that says "PLAY SOME FUCKING STOOGES".

It may be crude, but I think it says it all.
 
 
that
13:59 / 27.02.03
I now require a t-shirt that says fuckwitbastard, because that's the greatest word I've ever heard.
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
19:09 / 27.02.03
This here work-in-progress is pleasantly pertinent in light of some of the above posts:



Strangely, This Motherfucker's Got Rhythm would be my own personal choice.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:30 / 27.02.03
Surely a Coldwater Suplex shirt would get all the booty that one required? Or merely all the beardstroking one could handle?
 
 
A
06:30 / 28.02.03
I have actually made a shirt that says FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RAMONES.
 
  

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