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One thing you'd think I'd learn instinctively not to do is sweat over a hot stove, cooking with chili, and then absently wipe dry an eye socket. Or worse, nip through to the toilet... *aieee*
Oh Christ yes. One time we had a bunch of friends round for dinner, some who liked chili, some who hated it. So we thought we'd compromise- get a whole load of real fucking hot chilis, I'd chop 'em up fine (while my flatmate did all the actual cooking bits), and people could sprinkle them on their food to taste.
One piss later... well, actually, about ten minutes after that...
The worst pain I've ever felt. And it still hurt to piss a good three days and two baths later.
What obviously made it worse was that the room was full of our friends, who all though this was hilarious.
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