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Rothkoid’s Virtual Housewarming

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:54 / 18.02.03
hehehe... (keeping Throbbing Gristle box-set safely out of sight)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:55 / 18.02.03
hehehe... (keeping Throbbing Gristle box-set safely out of sight)
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
14:59 / 18.02.03
No, no, no

Don't hide the throbbing gristle. Crank it up at max and let's have bleeding ears for the next 24 hours. alcohol and blood loss should induce the kind of lucididty that Mr. Hoffman could only dream about.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:19 / 18.02.03
Black Russian's! Paleface do we have to get in to this argument again? White Russian's are clearly the better drink, splash of vodka, bit of kahlua and it's like heaven in a glass but you want to taint it with coke. Tsk.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:05 / 18.02.03
Yay. Throbbing Gristle and Special Brew. And expensive cigars.

What a swelegant, elegant party this is.
 
 
William Sack
16:13 / 18.02.03
I am actually T-total, but as this is a virtual party, fuck it, I'm going to get absolutely shitfaced. Toss me a brew Chairman.
 
 
The Strobe
16:42 / 18.02.03
Anna: and Guiness, to taste. Doesn't a White Russian taint it with milk/cream anyway?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:33 / 18.02.03
Aaahhhhhh, milk but the original White Russian was purely made of aforementioned spirits and very yummy! Hmph, I made Harmony drink Guinness with a shot of JD when I went to Birmingham, that's also yum!
 
 
Char Aina
17:56 / 18.02.03
ROTHKOID

hey! so you made it! you're toksik, yeah?


TOKSIK

issamand, evreey one of youse is and did it fucknn knows. ersnoway you dint see...AN YOU! all o'that fukken shit,'ssat sposed to be? eh? eh?! EH?!

gestures wildly at a potted cuban oregano plant

fuckin tits on that....

collapses in a heap, taking out xoc, rothkoid, Anna de Logardiere, a plant pot, the glass table in the hall, the coatstand, and inadvertently throwing an opened bottle of buckfast into the main room, hitting the television

i nevvir tushed noone, yeh fuchn...see if ah dinnit, yah fuchher...

grabs sax's leg and passes out, still muttering
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
18:04 / 18.02.03
I would have been here sooner, but I didn't think Rothkoid would appreciate me sneezing over everyone... until we get round to playing Name That Flu.

So now I'll do what I always do at parties, stand in the corner nursing a drink and failing to realise that the room hasn't got a cool lighting effect, it's actually me leaning against the dimmer switch.
 
 
Bill Posters
18:44 / 18.02.03
I'm late too. I will claim that I had several other parties to attend first, though in reality I was just way behind schedule and got lost on the way here. Is anyone still sobre enough to make any sense? Is there any booze left?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:50 / 18.02.03
'Ave shome Brew, Bill... I fink H.I.R.'s got 'em...
 
 
Bill Posters
19:30 / 18.02.03
Ta Mr Chairman. Now tell me, has young Rizla spectacularly vomited as yet or do I have that still to look forward to?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:31 / 18.02.03
No Bill, that's a treat we'll have in store once Anna mixes him one of her inventive cocktails. And she won't do that until she puts her lovely shoes somewhere safe.

btw, what's with all the crusty white stuff on your jacket? *samples* Has the consistency of cold semolina. *samples some more* This reminds me of a story I once heard about Mark Almond...
 
 
Bill Posters
20:46 / 18.02.03
How, precisely, are you sampling it, Xoc?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
20:54 / 18.02.03
have one o' my special G 'n Ts, Bill, you'll find it'll dissolve that nicely... (along with any paint you might have splashed onto your clothes)

*hic*

don't suppose you brought that herbal tobacco with you, did you?
 
 
uncle retrospective
21:10 / 18.02.03
Hey Koid! Is it ok if I roll in here? There's cans in my bag and.. oh GOD Riz just threw up on my converse.
 
 
Bill Posters
21:13 / 18.02.03
I told you guys to keep him away from the herbal tobacco.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:15 / 18.02.03
your backside?
 
 
Bill Posters
21:18 / 18.02.03
I think Ret means his shoes. Riz threw on my backside, and most of the rest of me. Not only have I been bukkaked by the 'lith's resident stately homos, but I am now bathed in Rizla's slowly congealing vom. What a week.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:26 / 18.02.03
anyone mind if I put some music on?

*slumps by the cd player, fingering discs and grinning*

ah, that's more like it, the sultry tones of Nina Simone fill the air...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:29 / 18.02.03
bless. that was a wee funny, my dear.

perhaps you should go get cleaned... think ganesh may in there, he can hose you down...
 
 
Bill Posters
21:36 / 18.02.03
I had a nasty feeling it was gonna get worse before it got better...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:59 / 18.02.03
In a burst of MINGUS, with a touch of BUSBY BERKELEY MOXIE The Return Of Rothkoid makes his ELEGANT ENTRY from the BEDROOM wherein he has been PREPARING himself for party mode, steeling self against SELF-PERCEIVED SOCIAL INADEQUACY and adjusting his TUXEDO from below which PEEPS one of the most LURID SHIRTS ever seen, largely concealed due to its POWERS to BLIND BYSTANDERS. (And obviously, MORE TIME has been spent reading LOTS of SEVENTEENTH-CENTURY literature and STAGE DIRECTIONS.)

Thanks all for coming. I hope everyone's having a good time. Finery in display is a good thing. The musical range (Zorn through Zelimsky, with side-alleys through industro-experimentalism, chi-chi happyjappop, the finest in Coldwater Suplex beardstroking, retro-glam and downbeat) is just warming up, and there's martinis being mixed. The big fan remains prowling my bedroom, dispensing cooled air and is not yet aimed in anger. Let the circulation commence.

Canape?

Ah, so you've noted the vomit-impervious carpet I've had installed? I had a feeling it would be needed.

Continue with the partying, all.

Oh, the real thing will be in about a week or so, I feel, if anyone's going to actually be in the area...
 
 
Bill Posters
23:11 / 18.02.03
Thanks all for coming.

That's not what I thought. Bastards.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:24 / 18.02.03
[hands Bill a plastic mac]
 
 
Bill Posters
23:42 / 18.02.03
Ta 'Koid, though in all honesty I think I'll kill two birds with one stone and permanently wear one of those NBC attack suits, thus protecting me from chemical attack by those goddam Ayrabs and the overzealous attention of certain members of this community.
 
 
Persephone
00:52 / 19.02.03
And I was just about to make a Waiting for Guffman joke.

Have a pancake, Rothko, right off the griddle... make a wish, Gek likes these as well as cookies!
 
 
Mazarine
01:03 / 19.02.03
Dogpile!! (Leaps on someone at random in a totally platonic way.)
 
 
sleazenation
08:42 / 19.02.03
here have some sausages - they are 'special'
 
 
Loomis
09:01 / 19.02.03
It's about time Rothkoid got here. Another few minutes and I was going to start nicking his books and CDs.

Honestly Roth, I don't know how that signed You Am I CD got into my pocket. Bill was looking at it before but his hands were a bit slippery, and he dropped it. I was just keeping it safe for you, honest ...
 
 
Seth
09:18 / 19.02.03
HAIL THE COMING KING!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:27 / 19.02.03
Loomis: I note well the absence of Black Crowes from your pockets. You're doing well; those Southern Rock patches should be coming off any day now.

More ice?
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
11:17 / 19.02.03
Hi everybody, oh, am I late for Twister or has it just not started yet? Whoa! Nice shirt, Rothko - I'll try not to spill my oh-it's-a-Merlot all over it later. Swell to be here. Yeah, enough about me, let's talk about me, ha ha! No, wait! Oops. Cleared that room.

[ sulks in corner with strong martini ]
 
 
rizla mission
14:07 / 19.02.03
returning to consciousness:

I did what?

Must have been something I ate I suppose, since I've been too polite to drink anything yet. Honest. Either that or the Green Monkey Fever. "Most contagious disease in the world", my eye.. bloody doctors..what do they know, huh?

Somebody's Converse, you say? Well I feel there's a certain irony in that.
 
  

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