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The return of the lovely warm huggles thread, damn it!

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ONLY NICE THINGS

22:40 / 13.02.03

With all the hate, negativity and impending rise of the sons of Abaddon, I though it might be nice to spread around some huggles. Use this thread for huggling, huggling, huggling.

So, me first. I will huggle Jack Fear, Jack the Bodiless and Bill Posters, because there were moments of scratchy scratchy scratch scratch recently that suggest that a huggle may be in order.

I will huggle Runce, because his brianbeard will keep my chin warm, and because unemployment is crap.

I will huggle Ganesh, because I am he, and for massively deft handling and startling tolerance in dealing with innercircle. And I will huggle Xoc in case he feels left out by this orgy of self-huggling.

Who sahll you huggle?

22:49 / 13.02.03

Good idea.

I will huggle Bill Posters (while taking care not to cut myself on the straight edge) because he sounds thoroughly scratchily miserable with life.

The Talented Mr Rothkoid, because I'm glad something nice has happened in his life.

Lurid, because I think plum suits him.

Haus, for the reasons I've already given.

Xoc, because it's technically Valentine's Day.

Bear, because his accent makes me all nostalgic for the North East of Teuchterwheech.

Potus, because he values human contact.

Cherry, because if I only huggled male suits I might look a bit gay - and because, last time we (eventually) went cruising around Vauxhall, she was particularly poorly served by London's gay scene (despite insisting she could produce from her panties a fully-functioning penis).

Truly huggles are the the only thing that there's just too little of. That's me depleted.

01:00 / 14.02.03

I will send a huggle out to Persephone 'cause s/he's?(?)so totally rocks by putting up my stuff on the queergranny site.

01:35 / 14.02.03

Lurid, because I think plum suits him. - Nesh

It was a moment of weakness, you bastard. Black, black, black is the only colour. Black, the misery of one hundred fallen angels scratching metal. Black, the procession of light that leads into the valley of despair. Black, the wet thud outside the door whining for your attention. Hide under your covers but still it rasps and squelches but you don't listen. Nobody listens. Black.

Ahem.

Obviously, what I meant to say was love to one and all. Huggles to everyone. Just like a pub barbemeet.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:31 / 14.02.03

I shall huggle Tom, so as to be the first one to huggle our Lord and Master and therefore be spared when the Great Archon fully manifests in our reality.

I shall huggle SFD, as presumerably the tattoo isn't fresh anymore and it's now safe to do so.

I shall huggle Nelson Evergreen because I've never really talked to him when we've met as I've found him rather scary and tall (Nelson and Haus- seperated at birth?)

Huggles going out to BiP for much appreciated wonderfulness in 2002,

Extra-Vehicular huggles going to the staff of Kate Lehav.

Phew, I must now rest and recharge my hugglator. I will be back. Hoom yes.

08:42 / 14.02.03

Huggles to the whole board, folks. Special huggles to Persephone for linking my CafePress site from Queer Granny, and for the coolest thing ever - the Cholister ninja pic. And to Xoc who is just so lovely. And to Rothkoid who I still have not written to. And to moriarty, who doesn't come round these parts much anymore. And to Runce with the wish that he finds a great job soon.

09:43 / 14.02.03

Big tetchy hugs for everyone from irritable Kit-Cat. I might be fed up with everything but I still love you all (specifics to follow when I'm not running at least an hour late before I've even left the house). Huggleage to the max.

10:31 / 14.02.03

But who will huggle poor, little Innercircle and his collective? Who will reinforce "their" collective belief about the values of communal action and the inherent goodness of man as expressed by being a complete arse?

Not me, that's fer sure. They can all huggle each other if there's so many of 'em.

I will produce a servitor capable of issuing hugs and self-replication that will hug everyone on the Magick forum - and maybe some of the rest of you if only you open your minds,

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:39 / 14.02.03

Hey, I would huggle innercircle, but there's obviously so damn many of 'em it just wouldn't be feasible.

So I'll huggle the rest of Barbelith instead. And yes! I'm prepared to risk my chance of being one of the circular innards to do so.

(Note to self- assuming that by reversing stuff you'll make it funny is not a good idea.)

Huggles to one and all! (Except for those myriad already exempted.)

11:59 / 14.02.03

I shall huggle myself, as it's the only way I'm going to appear on this thread.

12:00 / 14.02.03

Huggles from afar, my dears! Hope you´re all doing great, and regret having no time (and a good web connexion) to post a bit more.

Hattie's Kitchen

12:07 / 14.02.03

I would love to huggle you all, however you might catch this nasty rash, so I have to substitute huggles with a big juicy mwah mwah for all of you.

The Apple-Picker

12:40 / 14.02.03

I huggle Bitchie Kittie because I miss her.

I huggle Grant because he just reveals his coolness more all the time.

I huggle Jack Fear because he really needs huggles.

I huggle Bio K9 because I miss him, too.

12:51 / 14.02.03

Valentineylicious!

Big saxual huggles to you all. Specifically:

Rizla, because I could just pinch his cheeks and make sloppy granmaw noises.

MC Lentil, because I want him to draw my new Jenny Everywhere script.

Persephone 'cause she's scrumptious.

Haus because he needs a bit of rough saxual huggling.

Ganesh because he's almost as old as me.

Xoc gets a big special solitary saxual huggle. Because I'm trying to steal him away from Ganesh.

Whisky P because she's mighty.

Grant because he's the best journalist I never read anything by.

Jack Fear because he is the daddy.

Nick. Where the fuck is Nick?

And saxual huggles for life to Ari.

Whisky Priestess

15:05 / 14.02.03

Yes indeed - where the fuck is Nick? Can someone who is never even seen in the same room as this board be a moderator?

I huggle Dead Flyboy because he got lynched in the first round of Mafia and was innocent all the time. That's what happens when you don't have adequate crowd control.

I huggle Tom because I want my Musical Buffy video back.

I'll huggle Tez too cos he was a Detective and got killed in the first round too, and without him we're a bit fucked.

I huggle Sax back because he promised that he's a real saxophone, and that if I blew him he'd play the Pink Panther theme tune.

I huggle Haus because I don't see him enough IRL to huggle him then.

And I huggle Nick to persuade him to come back to the board, and because I've got someone fantastic to spend Valentine's Day with and he probably hasn't.

Joking.

(No, honestly.)

Huggles are on the Haus!

15:31 / 14.02.03

:*(

Goodness Gracious Meme

15:58 / 14.02.03

Quite right Haus (re the abstract)

Oh, Tez, you should have known I'd turn up dispensing huggles sooner or later.

Huggles to Tez, partly because it'll spoil his 'nobody loves me' position, and partly for excellent company and good restaurant tips.

Huggles to Xoc. Just because. (and to add to the internecine strife!)

Huggles to Kit-Kat, for much shoulder-crying/ear-bending duty.

Huggles to Grant. Obviously. The man's a Goddess.

No huggles for people who aren't coming to my birthday; work, what kind of excuse is that? Yep, this means you, Bitch and Lada.

Although now I feel bad cause Lada's huggled me.

And I've already huggled Bill over in the 'war alerts' thread. And have the scars to prove it.

16:13 / 14.02.03

[Edited due to premature posting of half the post but have left this end bit because it was quite funny...]

Oh, and huggles for Loomis for implanting the image of pigs in high heels in my fevered bra

16:21 / 14.02.03

Huggles to all you lovely barbelitos (with polymorphously perverse promiscuity) even although I see I'm only #5 in my boyfriend's list. At least I come before Bear, so to speak. So compensatory (and prematurely ejaculated) huggles for Bear.

Invidious to single some out but must just *clears throat* pay some dues...

Big {{{{huggle}}}} for Haus, onlie begetter of the huggle™, because when he's not intimidating me with his intellectual and physical loftiness, he is actually a big softie, particularly when he morphs into Big G. Also because he has never been snarky with me despite my essential threadrotting frothiness.

And huggles +++ for Cherry Bomb and Bengali in Platforms for taking the elephant-headed one out dancing and drinking and behaving badly, so that I can read improving books and go to bed at a reasonable time.

And huggles for Mordant and Lurid, just because. First Barbelites I ever met in the flesh and such fine ambassadors for the Board!

And a blowjob for Sax. Even if I have to restrain him first. Particularly if I have to restrain him first. Ariadne, I'll take pictures.

Oh, and huggles for Loomis for implanting the image of pigs teetering on high heels in my fevered brain earlier today.

And the Last shall be First, or vice versa. Big huggle for DaveBCooper, a too infrequent visitor these days, who responded with wit and warmth to my very first post oh such a long time ago.

Been drinking cut price champagne from the Co-op, so shall stop before I start getting any more sentimental.

p.s. I saw a Pacha post today! Hooray - long distance huggles, Girl from (somewhere near to) Ipanema!

Goodness Gracious Meme

16:22 / 14.02.03

Extra special huggles to Xoc for implanting the image of 'implanting the image of pigs in high heels in my fevered bra '.

pointless and uncalled for

18:58 / 14.02.03

Sweet holy pork chops, a name check.

Huggles to El 'nesh in return.

Also to Flowers for inspirational combat attirement and Haus for the special kind of sleep deprived entertainment that only he can provide.

As soon as there is alcohol in my system there will be a small widget 'o huggles HeadExed to the rest of you.

21:50 / 14.02.03

Well, my first huggles are geographic: I will huggle Stoatie because I've worked out I only live a mile away from him. And I will huggle SFD because last year's summer holiday was spent in the place where she lives. And I'd love to read her stories but don't know where to look! Can you PM pointers to your stuff SFD?!

I will huggle Ganesh, Xoc and Mordant because you're all so darn cool. And I will huggle Jack Fear, because he's around my age!! Well, don't want to leave anyone out so big group huggle to you all xxx

04:55 / 15.02.03

Im Huggling my fellow Canhuggleheads*.

*Canhuggleheads......a mix between Canuckleheads and Huggle. Why? I dont know.

13:45 / 15.02.03

Huggles back to Kegboy for being a Stan Rogers fan, and braving the cold in infamous Hull. Cannuggle head sounds like something Wolverine would say, non?

Huggles to Stoatie for giving me a place to live, nearly 1 year ago now.

And huggles to all for being on the board, especially the London crowd, which other than giving me dreams of Stokie last night, has given me inspiration, entertainment, and other amazing things over the last year.

15:08 / 15.02.03

Hull? Im no where near Hull. Im right beside Montreal. A huggle to you Barry Auckland.

23:03 / 15.02.03

You all talk of *huggles.* Let it be known that reflect is one of the few who truly gives *huggles* without thought of receiving them in return. Many in London were witness on the evening of 15.02.03.

And I Give Them Well.

00:36 / 16.02.03

Tt. We left too early...

Brigade du jour

04:06 / 16.02.03

Ahh huggles. To ...

BiP for having almost the same birthday as me. Big astrologe, me.

Stoatie for letting me help carry his Pirate flag today.

Haus because he's weird and stuck-up and I respect that out of empathy.

Persephone just because of the excellent choice of name.

Hattie's Kitchen because I just lurve that accent.

Oh bugger it, huggles to everyone, I'm feeling global.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

09:29 / 16.02.03

Damn, I would have stayed if reflect was giving of the huggles. Oh well, he can have some of mine.

Double huggles to BiP as she successfully made me feel guilty for not being able to make it to her birthday party.

Huggles to Paleface in apology for mistaking him for Saveloy. Or was it to Saveloy for mistaking him for Paleface? Bah. Me am confused.

Huggles to the guy with the 'Steal Shit' sign yesterday.

11:19 / 16.02.03

MITotF: careful where you go there, boyo.

Yes, reflect's huggles are impressive in both generosity and intensity, though occasionally taking one by surprise.

Huggles to the two guys who decided to sit near us last night and debate what people in Hamas wore, and thus provide both diversion and entertainment.

Fuck Shit Up!

16:54 / 16.02.03

Huggles to the whole board of course, but especially to: Haus, due to the aformentioned scratchery. Jack the Bodiless, because he and I always think the same thing (especially about Haus) and he's simply a lovely. Dear Jack Fear, Poor Todd, and all the other innocent Americans I've upset recently (and let's face it, that's all of 'em) by spouting so much poison indiscriminately at 'em. 'Nesh, for being so concerned about my recent spazzery, though I'll change my kit first lest I have recently been the victim of a barbiespunking (unless he'd prefer me not to, of course... one can never tell with 'Nesh.) Plums, in the event that ze's still talking to me after I scarred her so terribly recently. Lurid, because I miss the old bastard. And to Tom, because he hasn't had a huggle yet so far and, well, if it wasn't for Tom (etc etc etc).

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:32 / 16.02.03

Huggles to the board, except a couple of people. (No-one in particular-- I just like spreading random paranoia around. Bwahahahaaa.) Mega huggles to the London contingent, past and present. I miss you all so terribly, I may have to send some of my taser-weilding myrmidons round to drug you unconscious and smuggle you back to my Den Of Infamy.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

11:56 / 17.02.03

Huggles to me because I have a stinky headcold after Saturday and am realising that coming in to work this morning was a big mistake.

11:07 / 18.02.03

Huggles to EVERYONE!! For even when I am not here, I am...

Hattie's Kitchen

11:39 / 18.02.03

A special huggle shout-out to:

Stoatie, for introducing me to Barbelith, even if he is a poo-sucking pirate..huggles to Biscuits as well 'cos I haven't seen her for ages...

Felicia Hardy Testosterone Brigade - always a kind word and a impossibly cheery smile...

Shortfatdyke for sending me one of her books (which was ace by the way)...

Mr Illmatic, my ninja brother, huggles and backflips for you...

Jade, who suffered a cat-snatching recently...

...huggles for everyone else who may feel excluded by not having their name mentioned.

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