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Cthulhu arrives... on a stage. Dancing. I swear.

 
 
deja_vroom
17:24 / 13.02.03
You *will* have your leg broken. Hell, you'll be lucky to walk out of the theater alive!

Damn. I don't have to tell you how much I wanted to watch this, do I?
*Sigh*. At least I can hum some tunes from the play, right? C'mon, sing with me: Byakhee, Byakhee...
 
 
grant
18:34 / 13.02.03
"Byakhee, Byakhee, now that you're here, I've changed my mind, I'm filled with fear..."

Heartwarming fun for the whole family.
 
 
grant
19:06 / 13.02.03
Oh, good lord - plunge deep into that site, the section investigating the cast, and you'll find this:

Actor Name
Chris Sarandon
Character Name
Old Man Marsh
Known Information
Mr. Sarandon graciously agreed to an interview for our documentary, in which he revealed that he had attended only a few rehearsals for the production before the show was suddenly and without explanation shut down. He played Old Man Marsh, and sang the number "If I Were a Deep One." He is seen in the rehearsal footage gasping for air as he rips his way out of the Hefty bag used as a Deep One costume.
Unlike almost everyone else involved in this production, Mr. Sarandon has subsequently enjoyed a successful show business career. He has appeared in over 40 films and television shows, and was nominated for an Academy Award™ in 1976 for his performance as Leon in Dog Day Afternoon.

He is well known to Lovecraftian film fans for his wonderful dual portrayal of Charles Dexter Ward & Joseph Curwen in The Resurrected, and for his performance as vampire Jerry Dandridge in Fright Night. He provided the speaking voice for main character Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas. He is also well loved for his roles in The Princess Bride and Protocol, among many others. On TV, he has been seen on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and The Practice.

Although Mr. Sarandon was extremely kind and accommodating, there remain questions about his involvement in ASOTR. How is it that he seems to have avoided the curse which seems to have struck so many others involved in the show?

Perhaps most curiously, in the 1976 film Lipstick, Mr. Sarandon played a character named "Gordon Stuart." Is it just a coincidence that ASOTR was produced by someone called S. L. Gordon? Are there secret ties between Chris Sarandon and famed Lovecraftian producer/director Stuart Gordon (who denies having had anything to do with ASOTR)? Or does the mysterious S. L. Gordon somehow play a part in Chris Sarandon's career success?

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:38 / 13.02.03
Has anyone else tried their sanity test?

INSANITY INDEX 7.25 Careful analysis of your test answers indicates that you're demented. You see the world in a way uniquely your own, which can lead you to some very interesting places, or to jail. Although other people can sense that you have a powerful vision, you are often misunderstood. Other notable people who score at this level include the late Mother Teresa and TV curmudgeon Andy Rooney.
 
 
videodrome
01:53 / 14.02.03
This is the sort of thing that should be presented in near-total darkness, with the occasional artfully places flashlight and a lot of squishy sounds puntuating the songs.

Byakhee
(squish!)
Byakhee, now that
(slosh!)
you're here...
(slorp, slap! squid!)
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:13 / 14.02.03
INSANITY INDEX 6.36 Your SaniTest(TM) score suggests that you are haywire. Your neural pathways seem to be oddly short-circuited, which can lead to alarming and/or amusing mishaps. You should be on the lookout for the signs of incipient megalomania, especially if you are the leader of a government. Others who scored at this level include former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher and newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst.
 
 
SevenRedBlurs
06:25 / 14.02.03
INSANITY INDEX 7.18 It's a good thing that you took the SaniTest(TM), because your score suggests that you're highly unstable. You teeter on the brink of more serious madness, perhaps as a result of frequent exposure to morbid imagery and bizarre literature. Although capable of great achievements, your perceptions of reality are not reliable. Other notable people who score at this level include new age pianist John Tesh, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, and former mousketeer Annette Funicello.
 
 
deja_vroom
09:10 / 14.02.03
You know that they will put Great Cthulhu himself on the stage, don't you?
 
 
rizla mission
10:11 / 14.02.03
Oh. My. God.

I'm speechless..

no time.. will investigate later..
 
 
casemaker
13:05 / 14.02.03
I say, how does that shoggoth stay on the roof anyway? Ah that's right... Tentacles!
 
 
The Tower Always Falls
17:07 / 14.02.03
Man. You know I sent this out to some friends of mine yesterday once I saw it here and one of them wrote back...

dude, weren't you in on this when i first sent it around?
my friends chris lackey & chad fifer [of gothboy fame] both sing
on it. andrew lehman is a good friend of theirs. i highly
recommend checking out the other parts of his site, there's some
cool shit there...

*shakes head* The world just keeps getting smaller. Too bad my government doesn't think so... (stopping pre-protest rant early. Envisioning Hastur stepping on the White House)
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:42 / 14.02.03
I soooo want to rent out one of the local unused theatres and put this on. SOooooo badly! I could be bigger than Rocky! (Horror Picture Show that is...Brad, Janet, Eddy)
 
  
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