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Petition to kick me off the board

  
  

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Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
02:40 / 06.02.03
I mean, come on, I was banned for life. Let's get rid of me shall we?
 
 
Ganesh
02:51 / 06.02.03
You're doing okay so far, boyo; don't push your luck...
 
 
Sax
06:24 / 06.02.03
Yes, shall we put this thread down to too much shandy and delete it, K?
 
 
Cherry Bomb
06:49 / 06.02.03
Calm down.
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
07:54 / 06.02.03
That's exactly what another Canadian girl told me the other night.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:27 / 06.02.03
Ah, you and your pesky hormones, tsk.
 
 
Jub
09:53 / 06.02.03
Why were you banned for life Kodger? What's going on?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:14 / 06.02.03
Knodge, we are all trying to treat you like a normal member of Barbelith at the moment, in the hope that this positive reinforcement will help you to behave like somebody with a reasonably coherent understanding of how to interact with other human beings. do you really need rejection and the resultant feelings of wounded self-righteosuness so much that you want to go back to the bad old days? I mean, really?

I suggest that you PM one of the Conversation mods and ask them to delete this thread.
 
 
Ganesh
10:39 / 06.02.03
He's feeling a bit neglected, I think. How about we have a pretend petition? Would you like that, Knodgester?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:13 / 06.02.03
How about we have a pretend petition?

In our heads.
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
19:15 / 06.02.03
I'm just having a laugh dude.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
19:31 / 06.02.03
Laugh, and maybe.. time off banning for life for good behavior? Je ne sais pas...

Moi? J'ai un plank.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:06 / 06.02.03
Oui? Je voudrais trois tranches au jambon, Mme LaBombe.

(Obviously, I'm going to get far in France. Just ask Wembley.)
 
 
Mazarine
21:46 / 06.02.03
Small tourist child: "Mommy, why does that man smell like ham...?"
 
 
aus
03:03 / 07.02.03
 
 
Ariadne
06:33 / 07.02.03
Rothkoid, I can't bear that your only sentence is wrong. Tu voudrais trois tranches *du* jambon, mon cher.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
09:26 / 07.02.03
Aw, dang.

Je suis une chausette bleu. (And I'm probably uncertain of my gender, even now.)
 
 
aus
11:14 / 07.02.03
Sign, dammit!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
11:39 / 07.02.03
Let's pile on the agony:
tu es, en fait, une chaussette bleue (mais aussi vraîment attrayante), Monsieur Rothkoid, et le singe est toujours dans l'arbre....
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:57 / 07.02.03
Tsk, tsk. Rentrons au sujet, s'il vous plait...

Ban him, ban him etc. Stop the war too.

Knodge, you should really play Mafia. That's the only way to experience true paranoia.
 
 
Perfect Tommy
16:52 / 07.02.03
When I want to feel persecuted, I assume that what I'm reading now is the fake board; there was a petition to not give me the address to the new real board. You fuckers.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
18:02 / 07.02.03
Looks like Tommy is on to us, guys...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:00 / 07.02.03
Nah, Tez, it was just a whisper of suspicion. If he'd seen the thread on the real board about him and was referring to what you'd said there, then we'd have cause to worry. As long as we don't post this on the fake board, it'll be fine.

Oops...

Oh well, at least he hasn't found the bugs in the light fittings yet.
 
 
aus
23:20 / 07.02.03
Why am I the only person to sign? Is it because I am the only person here who can actually write? Do the rest of you all rely solely on voice recognition software? Am I the only one stuck in this dark age of pens, ink, keyboards, carpal tunnel syndrome and embarrassing tpyos?
 
 
w1rebaby
23:58 / 07.02.03
This isn't the real fake board anyway.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
00:14 / 08.02.03
Voice recognition software, aus? How positively antidiluvian. I just plug in the umbilical interface and let the nanobots do the rest.

And I haven't signed because I have enjoyed several of the Knodge's threads during his travels.
 
 
The Puck
00:19 / 08.02.03
yeah and the feeling of.. he may be a gimp, buts hes OUR gimp. y'Know?
 
 
Bill Posters
10:06 / 08.02.03
As far as I can see, our dearly beloved Kodge is consumed with jealousy because I started a space shuttle joke thread before he did, and I got loads of attention, including being told to fuck myself with a chainsaw, which no one has ever said to him. I even got accused of being him, but this I think was in jest, and anyway one can't take complaints about trolling from Haus all that seriously. So anyway, IMHO this thread is basically about Kodge trying to defend his position as Chief Troll round these parts. We're territorial critters, y'know, us trolls...
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
06:59 / 09.02.03
Eat my plank.
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
06:59 / 09.02.03
Eat my plank.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
07:31 / 09.02.03
You're also repetitive critters, it seems...
 
 
Bill Posters
11:28 / 09.02.03
Eat my plank.

Look boy, why don't we do this the easy way? You can work for me. Believe me, it's an offer you can't refuse.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:14 / 09.02.03
I'm with Puck on this one... for the time being...
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:43 / 10.02.03
And now, let's partyyyyy!
 
 
A
10:26 / 10.02.03
So anyway, IMHO this thread is basically about Kodge trying to defend his position as Chief Troll round these parts.

Tune in next week to see Innercircle challenge Knodge for the title of Head Troll in a no holds-barred match in a barbed wire cage!!!
 
  

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