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What if Tom were kidnapped and never heard from again?

 
 
Jack Denfeld
16:36 / 04.02.03
Originally the title was "What if Tom died?", but about halfway through it just felt icky to think of a Barbelonian dying, even as a hypothetical question.

So, what if Tom were kidnapped, or ran away, or got amnesia, and never worked on Barbelith again? Would Barbelith cease to exist? Doesn't Tom pay some sort of fee for this board? I presume if he stopped paying THEY would shut down the board. Would we all have to go to the MillarWorld or something?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
16:57 / 04.02.03
Um, I think the problem would be paying the bills for the site and administrative stuff - Tom's presence clearly isn't required for the community to exist, which is proven by how the place gets by just fine when he goes for loooooong stretches without posting. If worse came to worst, we'd just have to pack up and move to a new URL, but it wouldn't have to break up the community.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:36 / 04.02.03
I think there'd be a real long period of mourning, however. And many of us would probably not post for a while as we tried to find him.
 
 
grant
19:39 / 04.02.03
What, are you saying YOU know something about where he is?
Cause I swear, man, you might think you know, but you don't. Really.
Just play it cool.
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
03:06 / 05.02.03
Tom kidnapped? Who could possibly be crazy enough and smart enough to pull off such a thing?
 
 
aus
04:45 / 05.02.03
Kodger has kidnapped Tom? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How much ransom do you want? Would a pet duck be enough?
 
 
gridley
16:59 / 06.02.03
Somebody should probably say thing comforting to his mother.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:44 / 07.02.03
Ah nah, er resident evil genius cannart huv carred Tom erf in ta the nacht. Wat well wey do?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:55 / 07.02.03
Somebody should probably say thing comforting to his mother.

Umm....don't worry, Mrs. Knodge, it's probably just a phase he;s going through...
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
11:34 / 10.02.03
I heard Tom was in Goa, busking with Richey Manic...

Oh wait, he hasn't been kidnapped YET? Then you didn't hear this, roight?
 
 
Tom Coates
13:58 / 11.02.03
Sorry guys - I don't want to disappoint you and I know I've been a bit slack recently, but I am still alive...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:12 / 11.02.03
Welcome back. Hope the stomach's better. In the meantime, fancy taking a look at the "Homo shit" thread? We could use a steer...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:43 / 12.02.03
So whose ear is this then?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
01:56 / 12.02.03
Pardon?
 
 
aus
03:35 / 12.02.03
He said, "WHOSE EAR IS..."

oh.
 
 
gingerbop
20:40 / 29.04.03
I swear u lot are psycic! I was just thinking something along these lines.
But if Tom was kidnapped or died, we would know. But if one of us normal people died.. who would be to know?
Actually, i think i'll still be posting in my grave.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
11:19 / 30.04.03
Have you not read 'Ubik' then?
 
  
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