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This one is for Flux

22:59 / 01.02.03

Did you see the dancing ladies in their big umbrella suits?
Did you see the angry skinheads in their big nutella boots?
Have you conquer civo zayshins with your eloquence slash love?
Have you pranced around the stables hence the kingdom from above?

How are you feeling kind friend from the zoo?
How are you feeling?
Please tell me
Did you empty that vile... oh nightingale?
Did you remember to smile... oh nightingale?

Did you see the dancing children trading empathy for sex?
Did you see the dead magician handing entropy a hex?
Have you mastered NLP with your belly button lint?
Have you roamed around the gardens hence the flower flavored mints?

How are you feeling kind friend from the zoo?
How are you feeling?
Please tell me
Did you empty that vile... oh nightingale?
Did you remember to smile... oh nightingale?

Matthew Fluxington

13:58 / 02.02.03

I love surveys!

Did you see the dancing ladies in their big umbrella suits? Nope!
Did you see the angry skinheads in their big nutella boots? Not yet!
Have you conquer civo zayshins with your eloquence slash love? Say what? Probably not!
Have you pranced around the stables hence the kingdom from above? Definitely not.

How are you feeling kind friend from the zoo? I'm not sure if I understand the question.
How are you feeling? Okay, I guess. Sorta neutral this morning.
Please tell me I am, darling!
Did you empty that vile... oh nightingale?
Did you remember to smile... oh nightingale? No, and I guess not.

Did you see the dancing children trading empathy for sex? No, but I don't get out that much lately.
Did you see the dead magician handing entropy a hex? That barely makes sense! But no.
Have you mastered NLP with your belly button lint? Nope!
Have you roamed around the gardens hence the flower flavored mints? I don't see the connection, but the answer is no.

How are you feeling kind friend from the zoo?
How are you feeling?
Please tell me
Did you empty that vile... oh nightingale?
Did you remember to smile... oh nightingale?

I already answered that!

14:07 / 02.02.03

"Is everyone this dry and boring?"

I'd think with your constant slams relating to The Ragelian Empire you'd come up with more than this trife.

Or at least a little song poem of your own so you could entertain me.

Jester, would you? Please?

Matthew Fluxington

14:45 / 02.02.03

Wait, are you asking me to bust out the rhymes? For real?

Alright.

Step back...

eggplant kazoo the cellophane cheese grater
a bleep bleep meep zeep day trader date traitor
where's the thermos at, the thermostat's up through the roof
a pipsqueek Dawson's Creek vain glitter goof
a look-at-me kid tryin' to front all aloof!
the evil wizard Zono make you go POOF!

alert the town crier, this just in over the wire:
like Luke Skywalker, I'll take on your "Empire"!
pull your flimsy verse apart like marshmallows with pliers
you think you're avant, girl? you're just Lizzy Maguire
lighting dopes on fire and preaching to choirs!
you're comical kid, like my man Quentin Quire!

15:49 / 02.02.03

hahahahahahahaha. "I love surveys!"

16:03 / 02.02.03

Ah! Flux=Ego Bruiser with Mad Skillz!

Heh heh..."like marshmallows with pliers"...quite evocative.

08:00 / 03.02.03

Flux=Cheap El-P Knockoff

Nicely done.

11:43 / 03.02.03

Insane surrealist Barbelith rhyme battle.

I love it.

17:46 / 06.02.03

Hehe. That's what I'm talkin bout, g.

If you wanna insult, at least be creative with it. Good stuff. Always up for more.

In fact, Flux, I ask that you only insult me in rhymes from now on. Do us both a favor. You'll get to be clever, and I'll get to laugh. The next time you have a problem with me- rhyme it, yo.