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History going in reverse

 
 
Brigade du jour
21:26 / 29.01.03
Okay forgive me if I've missed the boat somewhat, but I just read about new UK government legislation to outlaw people from having sex in their own gardens.

Simple public-private space issue, one might respond. But dear friends, let us think again ...

Taken in context with Bush (and Blair)'s quest to crush the infidels of the 'muslamoid' faith by bombing them back to the stone age (old expression, its relevance is about to become clear) I reckon this is all part of some vague master plan to reverse the tide of history and send us all back to pre-Renaissance times.

Civil liberties that the last two generations have taken for granted are being eroded. Christian fundamentalists are running the world's only global super-power. I don't think it takes a chasmic philosophical leap to come to the conclusion that these fuckers want everyone covering up their forearms, burning witches, and killing every third child.

As I said, I'm probably covering old ground here, but hey let's have a new thread specifically with this little theory.
 
 
bjacques
06:39 / 30.01.03
Hmm. I've been working on my own theory, that the Bush administration are working towards 1975, at least, judging by the credentials of the cabinet. 1975 was probably the high point of Kissinger-era Realpolitik: proxy wars, greenlighting of Indonesia's invasion of East Timor and tolerance of rotten regimes as long as they're friendly.

They've succeeded as far as getting us to 1991: a shitty economy, a looming war with Iraq, Kurds about to be screwed again and conspiracy theories are fashionable again.

On the bright side, the Church of the Subgenius can once again promise that flying saucers will land 7-1/2 years from now, on 5 July 1998. Maybe it's the Raelians.

Maybe it's possible to go 11-12 years forward, and get the Singularity/Timewave Zero point of 22 Dec 2012.

This theory is presented for entertainment purposes only. I don't think I want to go through another dotcom bubble.
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:42 / 30.01.03
I don't want to go through baggy music again. jesus ...

holy shit, 1975? that's the year I was born? aah I'm going to have to climb back in!!
 
 
Baz Auckland
04:04 / 31.01.03
Think of it as a slingshot! We're being pulled back to the 80s for a few years until it becomes too much, when we'll shoot forward what will feel like 30 years in just a few into 2012!

"Don't you feel like time is speeding up darling?"
 
 
rizla mission
14:16 / 31.01.03
Okay forgive me if I've missed the boat somewhat, but I just read about new UK government legislation to outlaw people from having sex in their own gardens.

I shudder to think of the mental processes of the people who think this is an issue worth making laws about... I bet it just comes down to one hoary old duffer in the House of Lords, who's like; "And so I was just out one Sunday afternoon trimming the hedges, and I happened to look over the fence and.. *confused splutters of incoherent rage*.. we have to do something about This Sort of Thing!!"
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:28 / 31.01.03
The House of Lords should have compulsory wanking regulations. They just too uptight!
 
 
Char Aina
22:34 / 31.01.03
or possibly the compulsory choice between acid trips and MDMA binges.


can you imagine if lord irvine took a little of that magic love drug and sat in on a rave? or better yet, a commune?
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:02 / 01.02.03
Lord Irvine is the Walrus of Happy Happy Joy Joy.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:25 / 01.02.03
Irvine is, however, a Jedi Master:

(this is from Hansard... I can't find the url, but trust me, it actually is.)

11.18 p.m.
The Lord Chancellor (Lord Irvine of Lairg): My Lords, I join all noble Lords who have expressed their thanks to the Joint Committee, which is chaired by the right honourable Jack Cunningham, and of which the noble and learned Lord, Lord Howe of Aberavon, is the vice-chairman. The time occupied by the Joint Committee's deliberations has been well spent. A period for reflection concentrates minds wonderfully, not only in the committee but elsewhere in both Houses.

In a debate of over two days with close to 100 speakers, I cannot refer to every contribution, but shall concentrate on the main themes. Plainly, the dominant view of this House expressed over the past two days is in favour of an all-appointed House. However, within each of the parties, there is no common view. Free votes reflect that reality. For example, it has been well noted that on the Liberal Democrat Benches, Members as distinguished as the noble Lords, Lord Rodgers of Quarry Bank, and Lord Phillips of Sudbury, favour an all appointed House, contrary to their own Front Bench.

I say to the noble Lord, Lord McNally, that I have never seen myself as Darth Vader. In fact, some of my noble friends on these Benches have said to me-and the noble Lords, Lord Rodgers and Lord Phillips, might well agree-that, on the contrary, they see me rather as Obi-Wan Kenobi and feel the "force" of my mission in this debate to save us from the parliamentary disaster of hybridity, about which their Front Bench is so extraordinarily sanguine.


There is, however, a Guardian Diary piece about it

here

just to prove it. (4th entry down.)
 
  
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