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18:58 / 22.01.03

Today, my blog got a hit from the Iranian Research Organisation of Iran (you can look here for proof. Obviously this is simply a list of the last ten page views to my blog, but no one reads it so it should be there as evidence for days).

And so i ask you this- WHAT THE FUCK IS THE IRANIAN RESEARCH ORGANISATION?? And better yet, why are they looking up "13 year old girl got the cock" (I have no eivdence to say this was them, and lot's to say this wasn't. I don't care)? And why the fuck does it seem that fucking EVERYONE is now looking up chld porn? What are they going to do, all sit in court and recite, en masse "I'd like to claim the Pete Townsend amendment"?

"But the celebrities And the Iranian's are doing! And celebrities and Iranians never do anything wrong!"

Why can't I just have nice readers who are into nice things like hurting Conor Oberst and inserting rude wors in inverted commas into the middle of the names of people I don't like because it's funny?

19:07 / 22.01.03

The Iranian Research Organisation for Science and Technology

Not the most informative of front pages. It tells you one thing fairly clearly, though.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:12 / 22.01.03

Eeeugh, creepy blog hits. I could really do with fewer visits from people who want to look at "pix of a girl fucking some dogs". And I really don't want to know what the "alley baguette" people were looking for.

19:19 / 22.01.03

Congratulations, _pin, you are clearly in the running for their 16th Khwarizmi International Award, sinced you must have made "significant contributions in major fields such as engineering, agriculture, basic sciences, medical sciences and human sciences" with your pioneering zine or your experiments in cloning yourself with commonly available household products.

It does say that, as a "winner of foreign nationality", you will be awarded a plaque, US$5000, a return airfare to Iran and accommodation. You have to pay for your own bar tab and dancing girls though. May I touch the hem of your garment?

The Return Of Rothkoid

22:04 / 22.01.03

Believe me, if I could persuade people to stop fucking looking for Richard Sandrak, I'd be a happy camper.

That and the whole "woman pissing on crab" thing.

22:09 / 22.01.03

Isn't that a paedo thing? They share the same genes as crabs, don't they?

The Return Of Rothkoid

22:15 / 22.01.03

Goddamn kiddie-fiddlers! Spoiling my enjoyment of seafood!

23:05 / 22.01.03

The IROoI is a bit mysterious, isn't it? Still, everything seems to be in order there.

I have a stats thingie for a little page I have. It's not really a photoblog, or any kind of blog, but I get a relatively (out of not many) high number of referrals from googles on something like "pool party photos." Now, if someone's too cheap to buy porn, too stupid to find free stuff or are too scared their parents/partner will find out, that's fine, I suppose (BTW, I don't have any porn on the page, just boring, almost unerotic pics of my friend's pool party). But the thing is, these referrals are from like the thirty-ninth page of results. How sad do you have to be to trawl through that many sites looking for that special "glamour" shot to get the old chap to fire on all cylinders?

23:07 / 22.01.03

Goddamn kiddie-fiddlers! Spoiling my enjoyment of seafood!

Well, they could be crab fiddlers as well. Or even Fiddler Crabs.

The Return Of Rothkoid

23:18 / 22.01.03

You do know about Disturbing Search Requests, right? I've had some gems that I've stuck up there... though some of the snappy copywriting ain't exactly that.

ONLY NICE THINGS

23:24 / 22.01.03

My favorite odd search engine request leading to my blog ever was, I think, for "she dressed sexy for the execution". I hadn't written anything relevant, but by God I wished I had...