Nope, not done it, or ever encountered anyone who has claimed to. Tom Baker does talk about playing The Wanking Game in his autobiog, but biscuits aren't involved. I doubt I'd enjoy it, for the reasons suggested by Chol and Whisky. It would have to be straight from the cow. Er, bull. What I've always wondered is how, in a real game, does everyone manage to do the business on something as small and fiddly as a biscuit. Surely a pizza would be more practical?
Loomis:
"Not played it myself, but a friend of mine said he played it voluntarily while training for our illustrious armed forces."
I've heard of another army game to be played during long marches. Private 1 picks nose, passes bogey to Private 2. Private 2 picks own nose, adds to bogey 1 and passes to Private 3, who does likewise, etc, all the way up the line. This continues until the sergeant shouts halt, at which point whoever is holding the massive ball of snot that has been created must eat it. |
