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Re-cast classic movies with other actors

 
 
Brigade du jour
20:44 / 16.01.03
Movie anoraks like me will know this already, but did those of you with a life know that Casablanca was originally going to star Ann Sheridan and Ronald Reagan?

Casting decisions are way more important than some auteur-directors like to think, IMHO. Not always of course, I mean would anyone have noticed if Emilio Estevez had played Hot Rod in The Transformers: The Movie instead of Judd Nelson? Probably not. But in a lot of these old classics (and so-called classics) it's the casting that really makes it great, or at least helps it to stick in the memory. Imagine if it had been Woody Allen instead of Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. But that's an obvious and not very funny example.

PLease try and think of a funnier and more imaginative one than that, and win a major prize! Well ... a laugh from me which you can't hear 'cos we're on the internet. Sigh.

Btw, feel free to jump across the time-stream, so you could have Sarah Michelle Gellar in Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, even though she hadn't been born yet.
 
 
Rev. Orr
16:15 / 21.01.03
Taxi Driver starring Fred Dinage would let me die happy.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:15 / 21.01.03
I think Brian Blessed would've been great instead of Marlon Brando is "Apocalypse Now".
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
22:38 / 21.01.03
DO YOU THINK MY METHODS ARE UNSOUND? EH? WELL??? SPEAK UP!

I'd like to have seen Jeff Goldblum as Superman.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
08:13 / 22.01.03
Jimmy Krankie as Tommy in "GoodFellas".
 
 
William Sack
09:56 / 22.01.03
David Duchovny as Apollo Creed.
 
 
Loomis
10:09 / 22.01.03
I'd much rather see Carl Weathers as Fox Mulder - the Master of Disaster!
 
 
Mazarine
00:07 / 26.01.03
I would like to see the entirety of Dune (the '84 movie) redone, with all the cast members replaced by the cast of That 70s Show.

Paul Atreides to be played by Topher Grace, (Eric Foreman) for the similar bounciness of hair. Kurtwood Smith (Red Foreman) could replace Patrick Stewart as Gurney Hallek. I could just hear it. "Muad'dib, huh? What the hell kinda jackass name is that for a supreme being?"

I could go on, as I've given this far, far too much thought, but I think I've made my point.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
00:36 / 26.01.03
"Tomorrow is another day" said Dame Thora Hird...

The sad loss of Richard Harris is barely noticed as the role of Dumbledore in The Prisoner of Azkhaban is robustly filled by Roy "Chubby" Brown.
 
 
Rev. Orr
08:45 / 26.01.03
Sadly, Mr. Xoc, sir, the stairlift wonder was beaten to the part by the dream pairing of Kathy Burke and Ray Winstone.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"You caaahnt."
 
 
Rev. Orr
08:51 / 26.01.03
Also, my dream version of Harry Potter has Danny DeVito as our hero, Giant Haystacks as Hagrid, Margaret Rutherford as Professor MacGonagal, Paul Daniels as Dumbledore and Alan Cumming as Snape.

Just because.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:22 / 26.01.03
I am chortling at your superior suppositions, And / Orr, tehehe... Mind you, Alan Cumming (much as I loathe him) would probably have been an admirable Snape.

And Kathy Burke is a Goddess who could turn her hand to anything!
 
 
gentleman loser
21:17 / 26.01.03
Christopher Walken as Han Solo, which I suspect would have kicked serious ass.
 
 
William Sack
07:42 / 27.01.03
"The way your Daddy looked at it, that light-sabre was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any storm-troopers were gonna put their greasy hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this light-sabre up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the light-sabre. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the light-sabre to you."
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:04 / 27.01.03
N-n-now now see here Luke. I, well, I am your father, Luke. Your father. There. I've gone and said it. Gosh darnit, Luke, you know it to true dontcha?

Jummy Stewart as Darth Vader
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Make me mad, you are. Do not. Like me when I am angry, you will not.
Yoda SMASH!!!! You make Yoda skin turn green...er!

Yoda as The Hulk
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Brigade du jour
20:46 / 27.01.03
Thanks y'all - particularly liked That 70s Show/Dune interface. Thanks for pointing out to me that I'm not the only person in the world who liked that programme. Kurtwood Smith rocks.

"You're probably thinking I'm not a very nice person." BANG!
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:48 / 27.01.03
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in The Third Man.

"500 years of democracy and peace and all they got wuz motherfuckin' clock wit' birds in and shit."
 
  
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