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I am a SPECIALIST! You just listen to me and keep your mouth shut!

Maygan

23:12 / 14.01.03

I know of a guy CHong who is in love with me. He's some guy. He can even get excited and turn on when I look in my worst. Wonder what actually goes on in his mind. Even kiss me in the lips deeply when I look my worst. IF any one of you think that you are capable of replacing CHOng with his specialty, then you must be the one who deserve to fuck yourself upside down.

mixmage

02:01 / 15.01.03

I get it...

no, really, I DO. You stick to ya guns, MAYgan. He loves you big style.

Mourne Kransky

06:32 / 15.01.03

I do so deserve to fuck myself upside down. But then that's my specialty.

Loomis

07:10 / 15.01.03

I could never reach. You must be double-jointed Xoc. Lucky you!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:23 / 15.01.03

I don't know if I actually deserve to yet, but I'm working on it.

wembley can change in 28 days

09:36 / 15.01.03

Oh, Stoatie. Every Good Boy Deserves Fuck yourself upside down.

The Return Of Rothkoid

21:23 / 15.01.03

The things you learn after the fact...

Maygan

00:03 / 16.01.03

No....I think I make a mistake. the only one that deserve to fuck himslef upside down is CHOng himslkef. He don't know what's good or bad for him. I plead with you to bear with him a little longer. Things always turn out for the better. Or otherwise shut him out till his ass grow a little longer.

Anyway, I saw him with Linda last night at Bugis Junction Nite Flea market. (First he accompany linda to holiday inn park view hotel health spa for interview) He spent up to 50 bucks getting abalone (is it high in chi=olesterol?) for Linda. While Linda spent $125 getting dreid fish bladder & sea cumumber. Then they have dinner and he ask her if she would like to go Geylang(Red like distriuct) Butr Linda decline and they bioth went home in a cab. And linda never call him again.

Charles Darwin

00:58 / 16.01.03

Yes, I have taken your advice and after that, I have become more thoughtful. The next time I meet up with May or Linda again, I am inviting some of you barbeloids to join me for my next meeting. I think I will arrange a meeting again in Feb. Hope some of you can make it as I have nothing to offer May & Linda while they have so much to offer me.

Charles Darwin

01:03 / 16.01.03

And my contact number is 628*****.

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