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Insta sentence generator for the obnoxiouuosly hip

 
 
Rage
00:46 / 06.01.03
Bored?

I made this when I was. Coding done by my friend TG.
 
 
Mazarine
00:49 / 06.01.03
This is cute! I think I've heard people say some of these, like today.
 
 
Rage
00:51 / 06.01.03
Thanks. =)

I wonder if I can post this again so my subject title won't be spelled so obnoxiouuosly. Ah, fuck it, it's about the music.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:51 / 06.01.03
That rocks! Now I have all I need to get my very own column in the Guardian!
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:59 / 06.01.03
Sweet. By the way, you know your thread title sounds like a Fall album?
 
 
Rage
01:00 / 06.01.03
What type of column? Music, movies, politics, or your own personal ego stroking?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:03 / 06.01.03
Ego stroking, of course. Maybe with some other stuff thrown in, cos I imagine they pay by the word.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:10 / 06.01.03
It's very silly, I like it a lot, any plans for expansion? I wonder if I could use this in an essay!?
 
 
uncle retrospective
10:47 / 06.01.03
"The underground Punk breed has become a false product of the apocalypse."

I'm looking at Riz here.
Oh Yea.
The apocalypse? Knew he was up to something...
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
11:14 / 06.01.03
The anti-hardcore crew has become a self-supporting product of itself.

Genius. I'm surely going to get sacked.
 
 
Saveloy
11:22 / 06.01.03
"The anti-hardcore crew has become a self-supporting product of itself. Genius."

Such genius, in fact, that on first reading I thought that Mu was dissing the people who put the sentence generator together with the above, rather than actually quoting it!
 
 
rizla mission
11:23 / 06.01.03
I'll have you know, hairdressers, that the neo-Goth fringe has become a perfect parody of the herd mentality!
 
 
rizla mission
11:26 / 06.01.03
The indie intellectual scene has become a redundant enforcer of the apocalypse!

It's funny cos it's true.
 
 
Linus Dunce
12:34 / 06.01.03
Marvellous!
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
14:54 / 06.01.03
"Such genius, in fact, that on first reading I thought that Mu was dissing the people who put the sentence generator together with the above, rather than actually quoting it!"

I couldn't ruin such a perfect rumination with the tacky addition of "these", now could I?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
14:57 / 06.01.03
The indie Punk movement has become a run-of-the-mill display of bullshit in its purest form.


Now THAT needs posting as a topic abstract in the music forum. Any takers?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:58 / 06.01.03
This is absolutely fab. *why* did I not have one of these when I was doing academic writing?
 
 
000
15:25 / 06.01.03
The neo-Raver crew has become a perfect case of Stalinism.

Yay!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:35 / 06.01.03
The local Goth freak has become a perfect enforcer of irony.

I suspect I know at least one person doing a PhD on this
 
 
mixmage
16:00 / 06.01.03
"The radical artist movement has become a redundant enforcer of the 60s--which already happened."

Thanks Rage!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
16:45 / 06.01.03
This also reminded me of that 'How to Speak and Write Postmodern' thing:

"Sometimes you might be in a hurry and won't have the time to muster
even the minimum number of postmodern synonyms and neologisms needed
to avoid public disgrace. Remember, saying the wrong thing is
acceptable if you say it the right way.

This brings me to a secondimportant strategy in speaking postmodern, which is to use as many suffixes, prefixes, hyphens, slashes, underlinings and anything else your computer (an absolute must to write postmodern) can dish out.

You can make a quick reference chart to avoid time delays. Make
three columns. In column A put your prefixes; post-, hyper-, pre-,
de-, dis-, re-, ex-, and counter-.

In column B go your suffixes and related endings; -ism, -itis, -iality, -ation, -itivity, and -tricity.

In column C add a series of well-respected names that
make for impressive adjectives or schools of thought, for example,
Barthes (Barthesian), Foucault (Foucauldian, Foucauldianism),
Derrida (Derridean, Derrideanism)."
 
 
Rage
05:32 / 15.01.03
Anyone wanna do a bump?

(I figured some of you might have missed this.)
 
 
Charles Darwin
05:39 / 15.01.03
What's a bump?

The neo-Goth freak has become a run-of-the-mill display of bullshit in its purest form.
 
 
A
14:04 / 15.01.03
If you're talked into doing the bump, be sure that your hips don't slip, or your buttocks may accidentally come into contact with the buttocks of another young man.
 
 
A
14:07 / 15.01.03
Jesus Christ, though, some of those randomly generated countercultural slogans are disturbingly accurate. "The oldskool hardcore trend has become a redundant parody of the herd mentality." Eerie.
 
  
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