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Charles Darwin

02:39 / 05.01.03

When I was in campus and when I need to shit, I always like to use the toilet bowl at the highest floor. The reason I believe is that the delusive shadow cast by the faeces of someone shitting one floor above of your head is unholy. My hair is holy, it must not be tarnished. Similarly there are some youngster who think that their face is made of gold and will never vomit directly into the toilet bowl because they believe that the spirit of the feaces are left behind in the toilet bowl and it will eat away your face.

Utopia

03:25 / 05.01.03

So did these youngsters devise some sort of cascade system to carry their vomitus unto yonder toilet?

Mourne Kransky

10:40 / 05.01.03

It is also important to remember to keep the lid down on the toilet bowl when not in use, to prevent your chi escaping.

Charles Darwin

19:41 / 05.01.03

Utopia:Yes, a couple carry their vomitus unto thy toilet by vomiting onto thy bathroom floor, where instead the toilet bowl is just beside it. The couple is my ex-tenant where I stay in a flat all by myslef. Vomiting onto the bathroom floor was the second time. Vomiting outside my flat door was the first.
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o you normally post in such a way? Such slang?

William Sack

20:14 / 05.01.03

I can understand your ex-tenant's reluctance to vomit in the toilet bowl, given that he/she believed that the lingering spirit of the left-behind faeces would eat away their Gold face. But what was their explanation for spewing outside your flat door?

Charles Darwin

20:35 / 05.01.03

Bingo! You've got me! I don't talk to my ex-tenant. I didn't ask him why he vomited outside my door. Maybe that's because his stay-in, Catherine did a hell of a good job maintaining the bathroom. Jeffrey & Catherine now got a flat of their own last year. Dunno when they'll have their own kids.

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