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My Job is Bull-Shit!

 
 
Charles Darwin
19:47 / 02.01.03
If you are those that get to become a professional by being recruited to do bull-shit job where you do not know anything about the job you're doing, then I don't respect you at all. I belong to those category of people where I learn to become a pro without the help of a workplace. I don't have the chance of being spoon-fed while doing bull-shit job in a pampered working environment. In fact, I don’t have the priviledge to work in a pampered working environment In this kind of priviledged environment, after working for a few years, it will be a shame if you can't start your own business after so many years working there. Cos by the time you quit, u will have the experience and capital. It will be more disgracefull if you can’t maintain your business for long. If I were you, I will make the jump. And I hate all of you.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
20:20 / 02.01.03
Grow opposable thumbs!
 
 
000
22:58 / 02.01.03
...that know how to enter the topic abstract area.
 
 
illmatic
23:54 / 02.01.03
Why would you enter a topic abstract if your post is a load of rubbish designed to wind people up?
 
 
000
00:12 / 03.01.03
To be a searchable load of rubbish.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:25 / 03.01.03
I don't understand what this post is about so a topic abstract would be incredibly welcome!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:48 / 03.01.03
I'm sure he included an abstract in the Origin of Species.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:15 / 03.01.03
Yeah. That and paragraph breaks.
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
07:01 / 03.01.03
Now, now, now. No need to be rude. I don't think that whether or not Charles remembered to enter an abstract really matters. Clearly he is upset about something.

Charles do you think that you can calm down and tell us what is wrong a little calmer and clearer please?
 
 
Jack Denfeld
07:34 / 03.01.03
No topic abstract? I guess if in the off chance you decide to search for this topic in a few months, you simply won't be able to find it. Or perhaps because there is no topic abstract, there will be multiple new threads about Charles' situation, because when we check to see if Darwin had a bad day at work, it won't show up in the topic abstracts. Or maybe the horror of not being able to figure out exactly what the topic was about is due to the fact that the topic abstract box is blank. Who the fuck cares if there's a topic abstract? If you feel it will help your post, fine. It's up to you. Topic abstract means almost nothing, unless the author of the post chooses to add one. Does a topic abstract prevent multiple new posts on Invisibles questions? No, because people want to start their own posts rather than add a reply to a 4 month old thread. I can fully understand that some people would like to put a topic abstract in their post, but I don't understand why people feel compelled to point out that there is no topic abstract in a post.
 
 
Ganesh
08:01 / 03.01.03
Could we confine the pro/anti abstract debate to Policy & Help, please?
 
 
000
08:53 / 03.01.03
My butthole doesn't agree with yout today, so let's not.
 
 
Ganesh
10:29 / 03.01.03
Yout is pretty disagreeable...
 
 
000
10:55 / 03.01.03
Yeah yeah yeah.
 
 
Ganesh
11:37 / 03.01.03
Absolutely.
 
 
000
12:47 / 03.01.03
Yesss.
 
 
Ganesh
12:57 / 03.01.03
My preciousss...
 
 
Papess
13:58 / 03.01.03
Can we leave the stroking of egos for another thread too?

Hell, I will make one even if it has been done before dammit!
 
 
000
14:35 / 03.01.03
A cockring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend.
 
 
mixmage
11:38 / 04.01.03
Dunno why this came to mind, but I wonder how many people in this thread have English as a first language... and how many of those post on a message board in any language but their native tongue.

Flaming Noobz?

Leave that to Counterstrike.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:58 / 04.01.03
Back to work on Monday. It's not a bullshit job at all but I would still rather be loafing easily at someone else's expense.

I calculate the options:
1. Marry a rich, elderly woman with a bad heart. Tacky.
2. Become a member of the Royal Family. Too late.
3. Write a best selling novel and rake the shekels in forever more. Not sufficiently talented or disciplined.
4. Big Issue retail opportunity. Don't have the temperament and too many Scots doing it already.
5. Self sufficiency à la Tom and Barbara Good. Too much hard work and too much digging.

Iron a shirt and set the alarm for Monday morning I guess. At least I have had a good break, unlike some heroic souls.
 
 
Charles Darwin
01:40 / 05.01.03
I am actually very surprise that there are so many suckers out there that do not know that they are doing bull-shit jobs. They can even put on a smile when they see you for feeling inside that they have a job well-done. Because they do not know the truth of things, they resort to lieing. That’s mean, all this while, they have been lieing in the reports they do at the university, in their thesis. How pathetic! If I am their great grand fathers, I will rose from the dead and give them a TIGHT SLAP!

Because I know what bull-shit job is, I refuse to continue with my first job. All these years of chasing after the truth, I can now build an electronic project from scratch. From conceptualising a design idea to actual implementation. The current chief engineer now at Philips Singapore Toa Payoh TV factory, Mr Sin Wai On, he is such a person who can’t tell what bull-shit job is. Who can’t tell he is doing bull-shit job. Who disgracefully take up this title when it is offered to him. Who disgracefully feed his family on such a bull-shit job income. Who shamelessly look at you straight in the eye when you glance at him. And worst he is such a fatso. And I curse him to have diabetes until both his legs got gangrene and amputation.

Because I am banished from the engineering world for refusing to do bull-shit job, because I am banished from the engineering world for chasing after the truth, I CURSE THE ECONOMY!!!!!Unitl I am exalted above all other names, until my enemies and ex-bosses eat the dust from my feet, the economy shall be cursed. (My enemies includes those who refuse to short-list me for interview and those who didn't bother to offer me the job-offer even though I have written a power resume) That's what I told God of my grievances and that's what God has did for me and that's why the economy is so bad.
 
 
Ganesh
01:52 / 05.01.03
Uh-huh.
 
 
Charles Darwin
02:11 / 05.01.03
BOooooo HOOooooooo, (I have break-down and cry) Actually I just want to lead a simple life chasing after the truth, what's wrong with that?!
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
07:40 / 05.01.03
Exactly.
 
  
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