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I started digging this song before I found out it was Veggie Tales. Of course, in my case, this would be ninjas.
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We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything.
Well I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure in Saint Louie or Saint Paul,
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything.
And I've never hoist the main sail,
And I've never swabbed the poop deck,
And I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all,
And I've never walked the gang plank,
And I've never owned a parrot.......
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything!
I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at ping-pong,
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Pirate captain's log 2002,
Who be this band Relient K?
And why be they so full of contradictions?
We don't know what he did,
but we're down with Captain Kidd!
We don't wake up before lunch,
but we all eat Captain Crunch!
We don't smoke, we don't chew,
We watch captain kangaroo!
And I've never licked a spark-plug,
And I've never sniffed a stink bug,
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
And I don't look good in leggings....
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything!
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything!
(Relient K- The Pirates That Don't Do Anything) |
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