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Monkey Bears !!

 
 
Bear
12:36 / 23.12.02
First time I've posted in here so go easy on me eh?

So the other night me and a friend got talking about an idea for an kids cartoon based on a group of monkey/bears - I won't go to far into the story but basically it's about a group of genetically modified creatures part bear part monkey - simple eh. The show would be very similar to the A-team in the sense that the monkey bears would be travelling the country (America?) helping people and being constantly chased by the government (Decker).

So we have the names sorted and the storylines but its the actual monkey bears I'm having a problem with, I've got the bodies sorted pretty much, but I can't get a face that I'm happy with...So the point of this thread is "Can anyone help?" I know there are some good artists around here so if anyone can come up with a sketch of a monkey bear head I would be very grateful and you'd also get a mention when I know doubt become a millionaire? The first monkey bear I've started is the strong one ( BA - Mr. T) He's a mix between a grizzly and a gorilla - I'm thinking he has to have a bear snout..

So can anyone help?

If not just remember where you heard about them first, when all the kids are asking for Monkey Bear action figures for Christmas

And yes there were drugs involved!
 
 
gridley
14:09 / 23.12.02
Mr. Skinny, is across between a spider monkey and a koala bear. He's terribly skinny and has patches of fur shaved off from when he was used for medical experiments. He's half crazy from this torture in the name of science, but also has shamanic wisdom that gets the crew through in their toughest times. He is frequently recaptured by the scientists, but is broken out of the lab each episode by the other resourcefull monkeybears....
 
 
rizla mission
09:30 / 24.12.02
Herman Dune sing a song that goes "My Teddy Monkey Bear doesn't do drugs".

Maybe you should bear (haho) that in mind when searching for a theme tune with a socially positive, yet clearly hypocritical, message.

Also I think it might be quite good if the Hannibal MonkeyBear was called Teddy, and was based on Teddy Roosevelt. There'd be constant subtle accusations about the nature of his cigars, and plenty of oppurtunities for absolutely baffling century out of date satire.
 
 
Tamayyurt
03:23 / 25.12.02
Mr. Skinny sounds cool as fuck! He could be your Howling Mad Murdock!

Maybe you should do a manifesto friendly comic strip about these Monkey Bears.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:46 / 27.12.02
Complete threadrot - I always wanted to write a story called Molly and Her Magic Mop- maybe Molly could meet the Monkey Bears and become their friend?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:35 / 27.12.02
And yes there were drugs involved!

I guess the drugs are a given, but it makes me think of that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle RPG from Palladium. I loved that game.

I think their main enemy, their "Decker" as it were, should also be a monkeybear, an austrolopithicus/arctothopter whose enormous misshapen skull has two brains in it: Argnox, the first of the monkeybears, is vicious and bloodthristy but also brilliant; the cooler, more calculating brain is that of Dr. Angus Cruikshank, mastermind of the monkeybear project whose original body was destroyed by the mutant leeches of rival mad scientist Boone Von Boone. Argnox, no mean surgeon himself, saved his beloved master's brain by implanting it in his own skull, but much of Cruikshank's awesome knowledge was lost. This villain is a tragic figure, torn by its own impending madness, driven to avenge itself upon Von Boone, and desperate to capture our motley crew of monkeybears for reasons unexplained. He's also mysterious. How old is he? Both of his source-species are extinct. The whole drama of Argnox and Cruikshank unfolds over the course of the first season, at the end of which something awful happens to him. In the second season, the monkeybears must face Boone Von Boone, who is actually a version of Cruikshank from an alternate dimension where everyone is evolved from leeches.

See, I'm going for more of a Transformers: Beast Wars thing here than the A-Team, though I like them running around solving other people's problems. Do they build tanks?

(Argnox, by the way, is pronounced with one of these thingies: ~ ; like D'Artagnon.)
 
 
Bear
08:01 / 27.12.02
All good stuff, no stealing though!!! I've got a rough design for the Mr. T monkey bear (Kong as known at the moment).

You see our idea for the big bad in monkey bears would have been the first monkey bear (Alpha) brother of the leader of the good MB's (Beta).

He was the prototype and he escaped first, he's insane and keeps attacking people and the good monkey bears keep getting the blame.

Season 1 would end with a stand off between Alpha and Beta in an old warehouse.

Still not happy with the Monkey bear faces though.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:29 / 27.12.02

okay, then, Argnox & Cruikshank are season 2 and Boone Von Boone is season 3. At the end of season 3, the monkeybears trap BvB in the escape pod of a derelict spaceship, which is phasing in and out of dimensions as BvB's jerry-rigged warp drive goes haywire, but it's the only pod! Kong and Mr. Skinny, bickering constantly as is their wont, work frantically to repair the warp-drive but they're trapped aboard the derelict, drifting into unknowable regions of time and space...

Season 4 opens thousands of years later, aboard an immense floating space-colony, pieced together from bits of dead or conquered tech and populated by a race of warlike monkeybears. They have a new star system in their sights... is it their quasi-mythical homeland? Or is it the leech-earth of Boone von Boone?!?
 
 
Tamayyurt
16:03 / 27.12.02
can we see the pics you do have of these Monkey Bears?
 
 
Persephone
20:23 / 27.12.02
Do you have a monkeybear for each A-Team character? I'm ashamed to say that I can only remember George Peppard and Mr. T ...oh, wait, there was Dirk Benedict too. Don't remember what he did, though. Well anyway, this sounds geeky but what I would do is draw up a table with columns MonkeyBear Character, A-Team Character, Monkey, and Bear. Then you could think about what monkey and what bear best fits the character. Maybe also you'd want a column for Costume, too. Oh, and Accessories... gotta have little accessories for the little action figures.

Otherwise, it's hard to draw a monkeybear just out of the blue...
 
 
rizla mission
11:07 / 29.12.02
Boone Von Boone.

Just, YES!, basically.

If you don't use that name, can I steal it?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:27 / 30.12.02
Rizla, there is one and only one circumstance in which you can steal it, and that's if you use it as an alias when you go cruising, but you must also wear an ermine stole & carry a scepter. Otherwise I'll come after you with my slick Park Avenue lawyers.

Now, I've been giving this some thought and personally I don't think these have to be monkeybears -- just superintelligent apes. I think they should all be chimps except for Kong/BA, who should be a gorilla. But that's just me, I have no imagination.
 
 
William Sack
10:17 / 31.12.02
The trouble with restricting things to apes (chimps and a gorilla) is that it would rule out baboons. Baboons have bear-like snouts. The mandrill baboon also has the craziest psychedelic face in the animal kingdom (with an arse to match) and the chacma baboon has a mullet. A mulleted monkeybear vigilante would be a marvelous thing.

Has Mr Skinny suffered only at the hands of government scientists? I'm just wondering whether his stints in the labs of Big Tobacco have left him a hopelessly addicted chain-smoker.
 
 
gridley
12:29 / 31.12.02
Yes, the only times Mr. Skinny isn't shaking are when he's smoking or shooting up.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:56 / 31.12.02
Paging Peter Jackson.
 
  
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