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Musicians you'd like to fight and/or see beaten up.

The Falcon

04:42 / 21.12.02

Inspired by the Moby thread, I've decided to start a list...

And probably a big, wanky argument - come one and come all in either case.

So:

Brian Molko - let's face it, he's an arrogant little balding shite isn't he? And ninth-rate Shudder to Think has yet to impress me. Oh, and he's a pansy/effete wanker.

Matt Bellamy - annoying chin. Awful band. See above, minus 'balding', and, I think, 'arrogant'. Replace 'Shudder to Think' w/ 'Jeff Buckley and prog-rock gruel'.

Stuart Braithwaite - apart from the fact he really is a lying little turd, who wound up my mate, who knows him, at an afterparty in Glasgow, his band are lame piss.

Moby, of course. Score one.

That's it for now.

Brigade du jour

04:51 / 21.12.02

P Diddy. Not because I actually want to hurt him, just to show him that no matter how many bodyguards he hires, no matter how many desirable women he surrounds himself with, no matter how many millions he accumulates, he's still just a little scared human like the rest of us. Arrogant cunt.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

05:14 / 21.12.02

Travis. I reckon I could have them all. Especially that one who's fucked his neck up.

bio k9

05:35 / 21.12.02

So, whos going to be the first to pick a fight with someone that might be able to whup their ass? I imagine that nearly everyone here hates Creed but Scott Sap was looking pretty big last time I saw a picture of him. Fighting Moby...jesus.

They have a words for people that are only willing to fight people that are smaller than themselves. And thug isn't one of them.

This thread has no business in the music forum. Can someone move it to the conversation? Please?

Oh yeah, Is Barbelith dying?

Shortfatdyke

08:49 / 21.12.02

I'll take on Henry Rollins any day.

bio k9

09:27 / 21.12.02

Yeah but Henry wouldn't even stand a chance. Try fighting Rollins and Danzig at the same time.

rizla mission

09:51 / 21.12.02

It's gotta be Fred Durst, obvious as that may seem.

Brutally stabbed to death by gore-crazed knife geeks in Shellac T-shirts.

The first blow has been struck..!

Violent fantasies about hurting music stars are so damn childish..

The Return Of Rothkoid

11:09 / 21.12.02

I have a strange feeling that Steve Albini has them all the time. Though they might all be about himself.

Tryphena Absent

12:05 / 21.12.02

I could take Robbie Williams. I just need to prime my kung-fu skills, sharpen my teeth and nails and I'll be there, in the background, ready to hurt him.

Matthew Fluxington

14:39 / 21.12.02

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Watch out, ILM...

Brigade du jour

20:09 / 21.12.02

Come on Stoatie, if that Travis guy hadn't done his neck the V festival wouldn't have been saved by the presence of the Manics last summer.

I made such a joy noise about that. Everyone must have thought I'd stubbed my toe on a Warner Bros-style Acme concrete block or something.

000

02:44 / 22.12.02

Madonna. I would make her die this day.

Saint Keggers

04:26 / 22.12.02

John Tesh. I dotn hate him, I just want to see the look on his face as he suddenly realizes someone hit him. He could then pick the person up by the head and do the whole "I'll luv him and hug him and call him George and he will be my FRIEND!!" routine. Yeah,...I wanna see that.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

05:20 / 22.12.02

I would to see Kurt Cobain take on Axl Rose.

In a Hell in a Cell match!!

Kurt wins, he gets to come back to life and Axl takes his place as worm food. If Axl wins...well, he won't. I'm the booker for this match, and I get to see Axl beaten with a flaming 2 by 4 wrapped in barbed wire and then die.

I'd pay $35 for that on PPV.

08:20 / 22.12.02

I swear I already posted on this, and now Rizla's beaten me to Fred Durt. Oh well.

Firstly, I'd like to pick up that guy from Korn (my keyboard doesn't seem to have backwards letters) by the ankles and use him to beat the singer from Metallica to death.

Then, I'd like to have at the corpse of Jeff Buckley. Fucker's even more annoying dead than he was alive, and I reckon i could take him. (see also- Tupac).

pointless and uncalled for

10:13 / 22.12.02

I think the first in line should be the drummer from Def Leopard. Let's see if we can get the other arm.

Slim

15:51 / 22.12.02

Despite my apparent thug-ness (Yes, my being on the Dean's List at college and working in a personal care home for the mentally ill is certainly the thug lifestyle. I am HARDCORE.) I can't think of any musician I'd like to beat up. If I don't like their music I simply turn off the radio or switch the television station. While I would be amused if any musician was beaten up I'm much to apathetic towards them to raise a fist. But if I had to pick someone to get whupped, I'd go with Barbra Streisand. That lady needs a smacking. I'd say Ryan Adams needs a swift kick in the ass too.

Tryphena Absent

16:02 / 22.12.02

I'd like to beat up Jon Bon Jovi as well, irritating fucker who won't go away, and the rest of that band and the guy with the beard from the Manics.

This should really be celebrities you'd like to fight, my brother's choice, Wesley Crusher!

wembley can change in 28 days

16:23 / 22.12.02

I'd like to fight PJ Harvey, because I think it might be a fair fight (she's tiny and I'm big but nice).

I'd like to flick Björk on the nose, just once, because her live show was artistically deplorable and I paid a great deal of money for my seat.

The Return Of Rothkoid

21:04 / 22.12.02

Aw, Wembley. You're gonna make me choose between you and Peej now?

Goddamn.

I know it's childish - yes, and ILM-tending - but I'd really like to thwock David Lane from You Am I one. Second guitarist my arse. That gig was mine!

Yagg

04:19 / 23.12.02

Kurt wins, he gets to come back to life and Axl takes his place as worm food.

Isn't Axl pretty much worm food already?

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