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Would you trust this man? (Celeb mugshots)

  
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:50 / 19.12.02


Robert Van Winkle, come on dowwwwn!

So. A thread, based on The Smoking Gun's mugshot archive. Which will probably fall down in a heap - but anyone got any more star dirt that's not there? Blind items or not, bring 'em on!

PS: Nice to know I share ODB's wardrobe.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:02 / 20.12.02
Nice. Nice, baby.
 
 
Charles Darwin
00:10 / 20.12.02
Yes, I would trust this man, He's just like Bon Jovi or Metallica or Guns & Roses who view the mechanism of pop shooter music as art. Anyone would wanna know what's it's make up of; if they knew the ins and out of music.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
00:31 / 20.12.02
Wow I just love that the guy from Creed is topless in his mugshot, as if he's always like that.

Thanks for the link, if just for the gangster pics.
 
 
telyn
00:44 / 20.12.02
That looks so plastic I think he looks like he should be in a GTA game.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:39 / 20.12.02
Hair by Lego, presumably.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:25 / 20.12.02
Wow I just love that the guy from Creed is topless in his mugshot, as if he's always like that.

Ew, he's got a lazy eye, too.

I had no idea ODB was so fat.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
05:58 / 20.12.02
What a cheery old man. Looks harmless enough and very jolly.



He is, apparently, a New York gangster and labor racketeer called Basil "Bobby Cherry" Cervone. Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in...
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
07:45 / 20.12.02
I thought it was Lew Grade...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
10:36 / 20.12.02
No, it's Twin Peaks' Red Room dwarf. He's full of secrets. And chocolate.
 
 
rizla mission
11:40 / 20.12.02
He looks like The Man From Another Place's cranky old ex-boxer alcoholic uncle..

and could there be a scarier thought?
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
13:30 / 20.12.02
What a cheery old man. Looks harmless enough and very jolly

Hmmm...look carefully at that photograph, specifically at the proportions. It appears as though Mr Cervone is in fact cut and pasted from several different bodies.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
16:03 / 20.12.02
You mean.... he's a zombie!?!
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
16:15 / 20.12.02
Could be. Given the atrophied look of his legs, and the over developed shoulders, I'd say he crawls his way inexorably towards his victims. I bet he's only standing up because they leaned him against the wall...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:29 / 20.12.02
His head is certainly disproportionate in size. Perhaps there are air sacs filled with helium to keep him afloat.

Presumably he is so smiley because he knows a sharp lawyer will spring him in no time and the arresting officers will find horses' heads in their beds later in the week.

And I think you should be awarded a prize for your Topic Abstract, RotR. Or maybe not. Some people have names longer than that here.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:01 / 20.12.02
A zombie that wants his garmonbozia?
 
 
A
05:16 / 21.12.02
According to that ruler-thingy beside him, he's 6 feet tall, but i swear to god he doesn't look an inch over 3 feet.
 
 
rizla mission
10:16 / 21.12.02
Indeed. What a fucking terrifying looking human being. How high is his waist??
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:55 / 21.12.02
More importantly, how high are his trousers?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:16 / 21.12.02
Those trousers conceal his little mini-stilts obviously, no way that little homuncular body is perched on legs that long. I don't think he breaks five feet in stocking feet. I am still troubled by that grin though. Looks more and more chilling every time I look.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:50 / 21.12.02
According to that ruler-thingy beside him, he's 6 feet tall, but i swear to god he doesn't look an inch over 3 feet.

That's a common and easily-made mistake, Count Adam, but those marks actually represent apples. He's six apples tall, or about twice the size of a smurf.
 
 
_pin
22:36 / 21.12.02
My sister once almost killed Julie Walters' child. For real.

What the fuck did that have to do with anything?? And I don't get what's so weird about the guy- I have an English teacher who looks just like him. Except for the legs. I will grant you that those legs are super fucked.
 
 
A
08:10 / 22.12.02
Jesus Christ. I'll be seeing the chilling visage of this grinning midget in my nightmares for months to come, that's for damn sure. What the fuck is he so damn gleeful about? He's just been nicked, for the love of god. Is he reminiscing about some of his favourite kneecappings he's performed?

Oh, and put a mask on the fucker, and he is Mr. Quimper.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:04 / 22.12.02
I could've told you Vanilla Ice had a fine collection of shoggoth porn...
 
 
that
13:24 / 22.12.02
He's 5 foot 6, or thereabouts, folks. Look more closely at the ruler. He's about my height, and a bit wider... not so odd after all.
 
  
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