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Penis Enlargement

Tamayyurt

16:44 / 19.12.02

There are ads everywhere for these dick stretching pills! And me and my friends were sitting around (with our pants on) talking about an upgrade and how cool it' would be to have a monster cock!

So I was wondering have any of you upgraded your penises? How much of an improvement? Does it look like a special effect? What are the negative side effects of these pills?

w1rebaby

16:50 / 19.12.02

It only costs 30p to upgrade your penis, and you get far more chips with it, and a larger drink.

8===>Q: alyn

17:30 / 19.12.02

I got the upgrade but went back after a while. It's nice but it's mostly bells and whistles and the patches conflict with my old sofware and cause a lot of crashes. I'm planning to wait till the next .0 version comes out and I'll get a whole new system.

w1rebaby

17:40 / 19.12.02

I upgraded my penis by tying a fifty around it when I handed it to the tutor. It worked, too - I got an A when it was really only worth a B-.

Perfect Tommy

19:21 / 19.12.02

I upgraded my penis, and I really wish I hadn't--I'm sure it's up there chatting up stewardesses and having roast beef and champagne while I'm stuck back here in coach.

Brigade du jour

19:23 / 19.12.02

It's not how big your pencil is, it's how you write your name.

William Sack

19:29 / 19.12.02

I got some printer cartridges thrown in with my upgrade, so I can type my name with mine.

Brigade du jour

19:35 / 19.12.02

Really? I keep hitting two or three keys at once.

William Sack

19:47 / 19.12.02

Go from space bar to F5 in 3 weeks or your money back.

Tezcatlipoca

20:58 / 19.12.02

Of course, space bar to F5 is a reduction in size. Now Enter is another matter. Hmmmmmm.....girth....

that

21:16 / 19.12.02

My penis is made of silicone, and satisfyingly unphallic, if that's not a contradiction in terms. Easy to upgrade, plus you get to keep the old one too.

that

21:18 / 19.12.02

Penis - unphallic = not a contradiction in terms.
Not unphallic - satisfying = not a contradiction in terms.
Obviously.

that

21:22 / 19.12.02

Excuse me. I am in dire need of a holiday, and I think my brain has gone ahead and taken one without me.

It occurs to me that cock 'magnifying' pills would not have to have an actual objective effect on the cock itself, more on the subjective appearance of the cock to whomever was looking at it...

w1rebaby

21:33 / 19.12.02

An unphallic penis? Hmm. Interesting.

Did you know that you can expand your penis in eight weeks by getting a university diploma and refilling your printer cartridges, with an X10 spycam? True.

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:54 / 19.12.02

Not wishing to be fernickety, but I think what Chol probably has is a phallus that doesn't look like a penis, the penis being a fallible and all too human representation of the untiring, permanently erect phallus.

So, impulsivelad, how big is your penis now? How big would you like it to be? Would you like to have....a really great penis?

Only the rest of us already do.

Even the girls.

Especially the girls.

There's a whole thread about it.

The Return Of Rothkoid

23:02 / 19.12.02

I have a really great rooster.

Linus Dunce

23:41 / 19.12.02

Mine's lookin' better every day!

Baz Auckland

23:46 / 19.12.02

I am a very stupid seal with a very large rooster

cusm

00:29 / 20.12.02

I had a second one installed so I could properly multitask.

The Return Of Rothkoid

00:36 / 20.12.02

Wow. Just think: when you go transhuman, you'll have to install some kind of cock emulation software if you want to keep using that thing. And knowing the IT industry, it'll probably be called SoftCock.

Or MicroCock.

Might be messy. In which case there would be cockagoogle goo.

05:01 / 21.12.02

It occurs to me that cock 'magnifying' pills would not have to have an actual objective effect on the cock itself, more on the subjective appearance of the cock to whomever was looking at it...

So, what, these pills alter the topography of spacetime around one's dick? That would be pretty cool.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:30 / 21.12.02

I was considering getting a Palm Pilot, but I hear they're bad for the eyesight. And you have problems with the spam filter.

that

11:08 / 21.12.02

Thanks Haus.

that

11:11 / 21.12.02

Count Adam, I'm not sure what the cock magnifying pills would do. I was thinking more just a warping of vision when looking at the penis - as if you were looking through a magnifying glass. Don't know how you'd achieve that affect with pills, limiting it to penises - might be more workable if you used hypnosis or similar.

But your idea is better anyway.

000

17:43 / 21.12.02

With the abstract non-visible physicality of the internet people, it's hard to know how big you'd want your cock, so let's put a measure model:

Is yours bigger or not?

· N · E · T ·

08:05 / 22.12.02

The total impact of schlong-enlarging pills, gadgets, or what have you, amount to the placebo effect. Which is not to say that your wang will not grow, it is just that the amount that your bald-headed cyclops will likely be affected is minimal and probably not noticeable.

Suppose you get your ding-a-ling adjusted to be the size you have in mind. My guess is that you will run into a woman with a small vagina who can't accomodate your oversized johnson. You see, size matters, but not only in the case of male genitalia.

cusm

09:52 / 23.12.02

And knowing the IT industry, it'll probably be called SoftCock.

Na, I think that's definitely a hardware solution.

deja_vroom

12:25 / 23.12.02

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