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Writer/Fan netsex caught?

 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
12:45 / 17.12.02
Was this discussed here already? From yesterday's Lying In The Gutters column:

"BLIND ITEM

Which pro creator whose netsex session with a fan caught by the fan's boyfriend and thrown around the web, has been turning up in rumour situations? There was Millar's rant a few months back and just this week, there was a reference to the event in Brian Bendis's rumour column parodies in the new 'Powers.'

At the time, not even the creator's fans would talk about it on public forums - although it was all they were talking about in certain private forums. And it would be a terrible thing to confirm the identity of the individual, even at this late stage.

So I won't.

Ner."

Blind guesses?
 
 
LMG
13:07 / 17.12.02
I'd guess... Warren Ellis.
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
13:16 / 17.12.02
Me too.
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
13:22 / 17.12.02
Funny, I've never heard it was anyone BUT Ellis.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
13:55 / 17.12.02
is that some of that tetley dildonics you speak of?
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
15:40 / 17.12.02
which private forums could those be?
 
 
Jack Fear
15:41 / 17.12.02
You can't read them.

They're private.
 
 
Sebastian
00:48 / 18.12.02
and thrown around the web

Why don't we ever get our hands on this stuff??
 
 
Sebastian
01:06 / 18.12.02


"... and I was shocked, yes, shocked actually to find HER, not my girlfriend, my WIFE, her, to be actually involved in such a... a... disgust- disgusting thing, and having been so for over months or who knows what, and with an OLD MAN, an OLD MAN, I mean, its not that they are having sex, no, but its plainly immoral to actually be doing it while I strive to provide young readers and children with the type of great comics every decent american would like his children to be reading, and I do care, I actually do.



"Well... there isn't much to add to the thing, whatever, ya'know howitis, girl comes with lollipop name, asks a few questions, and then you start actually listening to her moans in your mind and undressing her to the thong with your very own fingers, and licking, and... well, don't look at me like that: we didn't have such things back when I was your age, sonny."

thanks newsarama.com for those wonderful pics
 
 
Superlove Ninja
05:38 / 18.12.02
>which private forums could those be?<

I believe he's refering to the various WEF satellite fora (Grammarporn, Locking's The V Forum, etc) that appeared over time.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
08:56 / 18.12.02
yknow ole Stan looks pretty fuckin cool these days.
 
 
rizla mission
11:26 / 18.12.02
He does indeed. He's getting like Hugh Hefner, but with fictional mutants instead of bunny-girls. It would be pretty cool if it was him at the centre of this story..

Bloody Ellis though?? Christ, what an ugly business.. further proof that it would be a lot better if he and Miller and all those guys just gave up the facade of writing comics and starred in a ridiculous online reality soap opera simply entitled "GEEKS", which would doubtlessly be a great success among carcrash rubberneckers and people who laugh mean, bitter laughs..
 
 
aus
13:58 / 18.12.02
But wait! Wait! How is having sexual discussions without ever making physical contact sex?

"I did not have sex with that woman!"
 
 
Jack Fear
14:11 / 18.12.02
I don't doubt it was Ellis, given the way he used to flirt with the young ladies on his Forum--I always found that a bit creepy, meself.

But if it was Ellis, what I want to know is--who was the woman?

If anybody knows, PM me...
 
 
Jack Fear
14:24 / 18.12.02
(not that it's any of my business, of course: just wondering if my suspicions are correct.)
 
 
penitentvandal
14:28 / 18.12.02
It was Cherie Blair. In desperation after all the recent scandals, she turned to the one man she thought she could trust - Warren Ellis. One thing led to another and then, well...As you see.

Tony's well pissed, apparently. Last time anyone saw him he'd downed half a bottle of single malt and was muttering something about 'testing out that 'son of star wars' bullshit on Ellis' slaphead arse'. Maybe we're about to see art imitate life vis-a-vis the Smiler and Spider Jerusalem...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:00 / 18.12.02
Why *do* comic writers always go bald? Is it something they do with their heads?
 
 
Jack Fear
15:06 / 18.12.02
It's the heat of their brains working so hard: it burns out the hair follicles.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:49 / 18.12.02
So, cycling burns calories, *re*cycling burns follicles?
 
 
000
19:00 / 18.12.02
Oh dear. A comics writer has an online sexlife?

*faint*
 
 
penitentvandal
22:20 / 18.12.02
Hey - it's a better sex life than I have at the minute, mate...

*slight pause during which vv weeps bitterly, then kills a rabbit with a slegehammer*
 
  
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