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New Fictionsuit Speculation

Seth

07:11 / 17.12.02

I see that the mightily named Penis Colada has now joined this unholy rabble. As many of these new members may never post, I say we make a tribute to their lurkerness just in case, by writing a brief fictional history for them - as well as speculating about how they'd fit into the board.

Silliness only, please.

gridley

12:23 / 17.12.02

When Dottie Colada gave birth to her darling baby girl, she named it after the first thing she could think of. Fortunately the spunky young thing was homeschooled throughout her early years (and well-schooled indeed, Dottie was an ex-professor of Semiotics at the Naropa Institute). It wasn't until she attended her first year of public school at Cherokee High School that she learned, things aren't always easy for a young lady named Penis....

Mourne Kransky

13:47 / 17.12.02

Leaving a career as a drummer in a punk band from Denver as a desirable option:

Utopia

14:28 / 17.12.02

Unfortunately, TFOD is considered by many fans to have "sold out" when they took a job as the house band on a gay cruise line. This, along with thinking everyone was talking about him behind his back when they were really just ordering tasty frozen beverages, led Penis into one of the darkest periods of his/her life...

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