My car is old. Like made in 1985 old. Like "it's falling apart" old. And I can't quite pay for a new one yet, not till next month. So I'm trying to use magic to keep it going.
First it kept stalling. I had a mechanic fix it. It still kept stalling. They did a huge tune-up job. It still didn't work, kept stalling whenever it stopped. One day I said this spell to it: "Car drive well, when cast I this spell, get me to (school/home whatever), alive and well" (simple rhyme I know but I wanted something I'd remember. I then announced I would incant this spell everytime I went for a ride and the car would work. Lo and behold, it stopped stalling.
Today I decided I wanted to use my tape player (radio stations around here suck). Problem is it's been broken for months now. I grabbed a tape and said the first words that popped in my head, something like "This tape will play, when I put it in today, I put the tape in, today it would play" (again, another bad rhyme but I was improvising off the top of my head) . I put the tape in, and to my surprise it worked perfectly!
Now the breaks are squeaking, which means I'll have to fix those. I think my car is possessed by demons and I wonder if I should perform an exorcism. |
