Lack of babysitter = no cinema. Lack of sit-still-ability = only 5 or 6 vids sat still through, so you'll forgive me for mentioning ones wthat came out knacking ages ago:
Attack of the Clones - anyone who's seen it who doesn't think it was worth watching for the last 30 minutes or so should just rip their flipping eyes out now and donate them to someone who'll appreciate them. It's worth seeing, in fact, just for the bit where Christopher Lee, zooming along on his space-moped, gives his two escort ships a little two-finger hand signal. There's a hint of Larry Grayson about it; there's a whiff of 'oh, suit yerselves', or an old lady doing that thing where they lick their finger and 'tab one up' against you. F*cking lovely.
Ice Age - squirrel sections = Tex Avery levels of wit and timing
Spawn - as you might have guessed I can find something to enjoy in just about any film, I'm not fussy, me, but I had to admit defeat with this one. The worst film ever made. |
