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How go your Christmas preparations?

 
  

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ONLY NICE THINGS
20:03 / 08.12.02
I'm so fucked. So far on my Christmas shopping adventures I have bought a new keyboard (with penpad), a new Smartmedia card reader, a Handspring PDA, and...well, you've probably got it. I've been buying Christmas presents for me. I just have a total mental block on. The cards I bought in 2000 remain unsullied, and I have yet to buy an actual present in anger.

So how about you guys? How are your Christmas plans going?
 
 
w1rebaby
20:13 / 08.12.02
I'm buying myself a Tungsten T for Christmas. I have no reason to do so at all. I don't need a PDA since I'm away from a computer for at most an hour in my daily life.

Oh, for other people? Well, right now I'm supposed to be getting them shit off Amazon. Being on a different continent means that the most effective way to get presents is by ordering them in the UK, rather than say ordering them here and getting them shipped over.

My family only ever want books anyway so it's not a problem.

I will never, ever, go Christmas shopping on a physical basis. When I was back in London, the only way I could do it was by taking the tube to Tottenham Court Road, going to the nearest hostelry, getting shitfaced and then wandering around going "oh yeah, that looks cool, I'll buy my mum a Godzilla that plays DVDs and roars the soundtrack".
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:14 / 08.12.02
Ha, I have about two things left to buy, if this was a competition I'd be kicking your poor sore behind. Bring the festivities on.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:15 / 08.12.02
make that behinds.
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
20:25 / 08.12.02
Yesterday me and a friend spent about an hour in a motorway service station buying crap. I bought a load of shite Chupa Chups' balls with shite toys in them. I've had two sets of fairy lights up around my desk up since last Christmas. I love Christmas but I'm never prepared and then it's gone again...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:43 / 08.12.02
Am in deep denial and blissfully ignoring the ubiquitous signs of impending Yule Fever. Presents, you say... Lots of time yet!

*head in a hole, again*
 
 
Mazarine
20:54 / 08.12.02
First, my brother told me over instant messager that he knew of one thing he wanted for sure, so I told him he'd better not dare tell anyone else and I bought it online in the midst of the conversation. I'm crocheting scarves for everyone in my family- My grandmother's is done, my mom's is done, my dad's is half done, my sister's is started, my brother's is not, my brother-in-law's, haven't even found a color of yarn yet. I will very probably be able to finish all these in time, but I have no idea if they'll like the colors or not, I may also be fucked. Though my boss' nine year old daughter did point out to me that as long as I showed them I loved them they'd be happy.

So: Book and scarf for mon frere (he lives in Barcelona, I don't think he'll have much use for the scarf but it's one of those things you kind of have to do for everyone if you're going to do it for one person, because a hand made scarf can be viewed either as a cop out or a really cool thing, depending on the attitudes of the gift-receivers on that particular day), gift certificates for my parents and my sister and brother in law for restaurants of which they are respectively fond, and, yes, scarves. My fiance and I are getting each other kittens and kitten-having accessories.

My nephew, as well as the kittens, do not get scarves, as they will be of an age where a scarf could well strangle them, and the kittens would probably prefer the yarn un-crocheted. I think I may buy my nephew some manner of toy to chew on, as I think he's teething. I'll probably get my fish a wee plant. He does seem bored.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
21:01 / 08.12.02
I am the poorest I've ever been for gift-giving season (unless you count the first holiday I ever gave gifts, which were tiny pillows I'd made out of my dad's shirts and then stuffed with cosmetic cotton puffs), so I've resigned myself to just sending cards to everyone who is not an immediate family member (except for my boyfriend, probably). I feel pretty guilty about it, even though I know gifts are not supposed to be obligations. It's just that, Christian or not, Christmas has always been a big deal to me; I like to give presents. But, I can't even go into debt for the spend spendiest season of all since I'm out of credit. Even my family's getting short-shrifted this year 'cause I gotta make due with a $10 gift for each of them. Time to get creative.

Thing that sucks is that so many of my friends have birthdays this time of year, too. My mom and sister are a double-whammy over Thanksgiving, and then I have four between now and January 2nd. This time of the year is a doozy.

I somehow manoeuvred a book my mom wanted for just one buck, and I drew a portrait of my sister, which was free (but I spent a little under $10 on the frame).

If I didn't have to do so much studying for finals, I could probably make them some respectable gifts for my budget, but I'm not sure I'll make it. I might, though. I'm a crafty lady.

The cards? I just bought them today.

Next year, I will be prepared. I will have money and time--oh yes!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:04 / 08.12.02
Badly, at that. I've already sent a package internationally, and have some amazon stuff kinda looked at - but nothing huge has been accomplished yet. And Kraftwerk and Queens Of THe Stone Age tix go on-sale today, so I may presentify myself instead...
 
 
gentleman loser
21:52 / 08.12.02
Nuke Christmas bullshit and the damned fools who celebrate it now.

Please.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
21:59 / 08.12.02
I'm currently in the process of figuring out how I'm going to eat for the next month and make sure that I have $50 in my account (for an upcoming auto-withdraw by eBay) by the 20th to boot. Meaning that, unless I do some radtastic eBay business in the next couple of weeks, I'm not going to be able to afford to buy anyone anything for Christmas. Which bums me out to no end...
 
 
The Apple-Picker
05:39 / 09.12.02
Nuke Christmas bullshit and the damned fools who celebrate it now.

Christmas a humbug, uncle! You don't mean that, I'm sure?
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
07:25 / 09.12.02
Well, once again I intend to have a thoroughly enjoyable Christmas annoying my family by not going to see any of them. Ahhh, bring on the Yuletide solitude...
 
 
The Natural Way
07:25 / 09.12.02
I have a theory that the "Bah! Humbug!" crew are largely comprised of skint individuals who can't stand to spend any time around their family.

This year, I gather the Sch (?) activists in Brighton are going in for self-induced puking over the counter. Sounds like fun.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
07:51 / 09.12.02
I've started sending home made cards to people to celebrate the Winter Solstice - I have no interest in Christmas as I'm not a Christian. I've recieved one prezzie (wish my parents would stop asking me what I want - I don't want anything), which I'll open on the 22nd, and I plan to make something natural that represents the sun and place it at a sacred or ancient site. Stuff that means something to me.
 
 
sleazenation
07:52 / 09.12.02
Yep my preparations go rather badly but i have spotted the ideal gift for my old man - a Haynes MANual ie a health guide in the style of a haynes manual -
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:19 / 09.12.02
I have no interest in Christmas as I'm not a Christian.

I dunno, for me, Christmas as a festival only seems to pay a very vague lip service to Christianity anyway. The Christianity aspect has always felt like something that's been awkwardly tacked on, and it's really just about eating, drinking and partying to excess to brighten up the darkest part of winter - hence bringing a tree into the house, putting up tacky decorations, and so on. I've always quite liked it, probably because Christmas in Newcastle generally involves absurd levels of compulsory drinking for days on end - and I rarely say no to that sort of thing.

The whole pagan business of rebranding it as Yule, etc.. almost seems to miss the point as it so obviously already is as pagan as fuck. Whether or not you're outwardly celebrating the birth of Christ, or the re-birth of Baldur, or the birth of Horus matters not a bit to me, as they all clearly represent different aspects of the same sun-child principle, which is new light and hope being born at the darkest time of year. I like celebrating that, and hence tend approach the business of drinking over Xmas with a religious fervour. It's my duty to ensure that myself and those around me are significantly intoxicated during the Xmas period, as this is the yearly ritual that ensures the rebirth of the Sun.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:22 / 09.12.02
Woudl the world not be a beter place if Sleaze had in fact got his dad a health manual written by Luke Haynes?

"All right, scum. If you want to stay healthy, remmebr that the first step to health is an obession with child murder. Remember....child murder builds bones."
 
 
The Natural Way
09:23 / 09.12.02
It's an excuse for me to enjoy greed, parties and slightly better telly. Fuck knows about Christ-childs and MEANING....
 
 
Bear
09:46 / 09.12.02
I keep putting off the whole present buying thing, this weekend though I'll have to get going but I know its going to be far too busy around the whole Oxford Street area and I'll end up just buying everything in the same place.

As for the rest of the season, New Year has always been a bigger deal for me.

This will be the second year that I haven't been home for either.

But hey at least Mary Poppins is on!
 
 
that
09:56 / 09.12.02
I've done all my Christmas shopping - ordered everything online, and it's all wrapped and in some cases sent. I don't really do Christmas cards, but I've sent a few...

I love Christmas. I love the instant festive atmosphere afforded by fairy lights (esp. the clear/white ones). I love Christmas trees. I love buying people presents.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
11:39 / 09.12.02
I've done nothing! Aside from the vaguest thought in the direction of a present for my ladyfriend (I believe "something shiny" is what I've got it narrowed down to), I haven't a clue what to get for other people. And it's not like I'm buying for an army, either.

The only good thing about my lack of holiday shopping is that I haven't gifted myself with anything, though if I start maniacally ordering stuff online this week I'm sure I'll have lots of glossy new books to read.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:23 / 09.12.02
Just been out to do a whole bunch of shopping for chocolate, cheese, nuts, all that kind of stuff (leaving expensive booze till the last minute 'cos it won't survive until Christmas). Bought most of my presents for people...
...then realised that it's my mum's birthday today.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:31 / 09.12.02
Oh and the Red Shoes! Mary Poppins, the Red Shoes, Sound of Music and who knows what other films may grace our screens. I love the Christmas film schedule!
 
 
Shortfatdyke
15:34 / 09.12.02
Well, Fight Club is on, which I still haven't seen yet, and I'm hoping some Laurel and Hardy will be on, too. And then the New Year brings a new series on local tv about sm and fetish clubs in the area. Thank goodness! I'll be able to go out again....
 
 
that
15:40 / 09.12.02
I also make a fantastic Christmas cake... which I may or may not do this year, depending on whether or not I have access to an oven.

I'm not Christian either, and Christmas isn't a spiritual thing in any sort of religious sense, for me - but anything that means I get to treat the people I love makes me happy.
 
 
Bear
15:40 / 09.12.02
Who knows which films?

Me! That's who, and this is normal TV none of your Sky rubbish. Most of these are more or less a certain at Christmas anyway

It's a Wonderful Life
The Parent Trap
An Ideal Husband
Richie Rich's Chirstmas Wish
The Santa Clause
White Christmas
Mary Poppins (staring Dick Van Dyke)
Chicken Run
Muppet Treasure Island
Casper
Babe, Pig in the City
The Alamo (I've been there you know)
Some like it Hot
Free Willy (and Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home)
The Great Escape
A Fish Called Wanda (and the other one)
Billy Elliot
The Lady Killers
Murder on the Orient Express (twice on 2 different channels)

and To be Announced

Sorry
 
 
Cherry Bomb
19:13 / 10.12.02
No, Bear, don't be sorry, I'm coming to your house for the marathon, seriously.

Um, my Christmas preparations are going horribly but I will accept donations for the Needy TEFL Teachers Abroad Fund in order to actually have enough money to buy gifts - and maybe even get myself something luxurious like a haircut in the bargain.

But, in spite of this I'm happy and I do, gaggily, believe in Christmas Miracles, which is why I believe I'll have presents for everyone in time, and also why I'm interested in Bear's video collection...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:19 / 10.12.02
Pretty grim about christmas, this being pretty much the poorest I've *ever* been at gift-buying time. grr.

on the plus side:

3 books, 1 ceedee, and 1 video (and due to extreme poverty only doing about 5 people this year.)

best of all: a mega-good idea for something to make my stepmum - who is *incredibly* hard to buy for. so am feeling smug about this.

on the minus side:

While buying the two books just *had* to have the Joy Division vinyl double album. and the really cool red ski gloves.

I hate charity shops sometimes.
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
00:15 / 11.12.02
Presents be damned. Give them love. That's all my folks are getting. That or framed copies of self-penned degenerate comic art. Without the frames.
 
 
Mazarine
00:20 / 11.12.02
I'm thinking of dumping all the secondary gifts and saying: here's your damn scarves. But I already got my brother a book. I'm actually quite eager for Christmas to be over with, because then I can get kittens, and I do so want kittens. I'm looking forward to the time off, but time off means time for which I am not paid, which is kind of a catch-22 around this time.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:48 / 11.12.02
Today I'm having Christmas dinner with my Cardiff family, turkey dinosaurs, roast potatoes, vegetables and a box (bleurgh) of wine. Instead of cooking I'm playing on the internet, my housemate has treated herself to a tattoo (ohmygod suddenly I can't spell tatoo, tattoo, eek) that I haven't seen yet and it all looks likely to descend in to chaos as I've been informed that we have to watch the whole of the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice. I'm quaking in my boots.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
19:08 / 11.12.02
My Christmas plans are ging exceedingly well this year in comparison. So far I have managed to buy my train tickets to ensure that I spend the absolute minimum amount of time with my family without appearing rude and have paid off my credit card enough to ensure that I can afford to do my shopping next weekend.

On the otherhand, Plan B is seeming more attractive. As I would like to be a little more extravagant this year I'm considering purchasing a gun, perhaps a nice Sig Sauer P226, and loitering in upscale parking facilities. I can then proceed to execute wealthy businessmen and steal their cars. My mum likes something small so I think I'll try and get her a MGB.
 
 
w1rebaby
19:39 / 11.12.02
For added entertainment, you could dress like Santa at the same time. Plus, it's red and hides the blood.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
19:45 / 11.12.02
I have no plans to bleed myself and I always kill at a distance.
 
  

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